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Let's write a story. 3 words each

1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
Pansypotter123 · 12/05/2021 23:35

Sir Cliff Richard

gollymissdolly · 12/05/2021 23:39

As he threw

OneSecond · 13/05/2021 00:42

mistletoe and wine

MyGrassIsBrowner · 13/05/2021 00:53

Over the kids

iklboo · 13/05/2021 01:28

Why're they here?

Pansypotter123 · 13/05/2021 06:43

He asked, grumpily

MMM2 · 13/05/2021 07:52

Congratulations, they're yours.

mygreylife · 13/05/2021 08:32

He was shocked

gollymissdolly · 13/05/2021 11:07

And passed out

mygreylife · 13/05/2021 12:01

When he awoke

MMM2 · 13/05/2021 14:19

He was naked !

StillCoughingandLaughing · 13/05/2021 14:33

In Burger King

gollymissdolly · 13/05/2021 14:42

With a large

Newhousehope · 13/05/2021 14:47

Disjointed left ear

Coffee2sugars · 13/05/2021 14:49

Sellotaped to his

ZimZamZoo · 13/05/2021 14:49

and the kids

iklboo · 13/05/2021 17:42

Left bum cheek

Camandmitch · 13/05/2021 18:01

What the fuck!

Maggiesfarm · 13/05/2021 19:06

Worse than Brazilian!

whenthebellsring · 13/05/2021 19:38

Everyone ran away

Newhousehope · 13/05/2021 20:18

In the wind

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/05/2021 20:27

Meanwhile Avid Attenborough

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/05/2021 20:28

David not Avid!

Meanwhile David Attenborough

whenthebellsring · 13/05/2021 20:29

Caught a fish

MacavityTheDentistsCat · 13/05/2021 20:31

whilst filming a

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