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Original poster

Let's write a story. 3 words each

1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
Ollinisca · 11/05/2021 02:28

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GlutenFreeGingerCake · 11/05/2021 06:31

Alas no hairbrush

echt · 11/05/2021 06:39

No problem there

MMM2 · 11/05/2021 07:03

Said carrie quickly

Onceuponatime1818 · 11/05/2021 07:14

Let’s redecorate now

faithfulbird20 · 11/05/2021 07:14

Suddenly he farted

Onceuponatime1818 · 11/05/2021 07:16

Gold wallpaper everywhere

catwomanhatwoman · 11/05/2021 07:36

Fuck says Beyoncé

Heatingsystemwoes · 11/05/2021 07:40

Too much bling

Onceuponatime1818 · 11/05/2021 07:43

can’t afford it!!

DobbyTheHouseElk · 11/05/2021 07:45

so she left

Ellmau · 11/05/2021 07:54

her husband and

TTCat39 · 11/05/2021 07:54

a trail of

Heatingsystemwoes · 11/05/2021 08:09

misery behind her

Onceuponatime1818 · 11/05/2021 08:11

Not more childmaintenance

Heatingsystemwoes · 11/05/2021 08:11

Not enough money

Onceuponatime1818 · 11/05/2021 08:16

Reduce wealth tax!!!

Onceuponatime1818 · 11/05/2021 08:17

(I need to get off this now and do some work 🤣)

MMM2 · 11/05/2021 08:26

Vat on hugs 🙂

Original poster
Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 11/05/2021 09:51

@Onceuponatime1818

(I need to get off this now and do some work 🤣)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Are you invested 😂😂😂
OP posts:
SummerHouse · 11/05/2021 10:51

asked the elf

Aprilwasverywet · 11/05/2021 13:46

Where's the shelf?

gollymissdolly · 11/05/2021 14:10

Full of gin

Sawyersfishbiscuits · 11/05/2021 14:20

and Dutch crispbakes

Aprilwasverywet · 11/05/2021 14:29

And smoked salmon.

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