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Original poster

Let's write a story. 3 words each

1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
Fastforwardtospring · 10/05/2021 21:35

The neighbours heard

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 21:35

Snapped and farted...

55BrilliantColours · 10/05/2021 21:37

The resulting explosion

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 21:41

Hit the fan

getyourfreakon · 10/05/2021 21:45

Splattering Princess Anne

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 21:47

And her horse..

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 21:48

A footman smiled

whenthebellsring · 10/05/2021 21:48

No remorse there

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 21:51

Seventeen mirrors surrounding

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 22:01

The Royal throne..

Pansypotter123 · 10/05/2021 22:03

fell and smashed

MMM2 · 10/05/2021 22:06

Maleficent smiled sweetly

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 22:07

Killing a corgi.. Shock

kissmelittleass · 10/05/2021 22:08

the queen screamed

whenthebellsring · 10/05/2021 22:11

Let me out!

55BrilliantColours · 10/05/2021 22:13

before Beyonce discovers

Pansypotter123 · 10/05/2021 22:14

the Sistine Chapel

gollymissdolly · 10/05/2021 22:21

Is a fake

catwomanhatwoman · 10/05/2021 22:38

Dungeon leading to

MMM2 · 10/05/2021 22:43

A bondage room

Clawdy · 10/05/2021 22:43

Boris Johnson's bathroom

MyOctopusFeature · 10/05/2021 22:46

Had stains on

Pansypotter123 · 10/05/2021 22:59

and no loo-brush

TTCat39 · 10/05/2021 23:13

just his hair

kissmelittleass · 10/05/2021 23:24

And a brush

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