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Original poster

Let's write a story. 3 words each

1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
kissmelittleass · 10/05/2021 15:23

Up he went

spookybitches · 10/05/2021 15:43

In a puff

SummerHouse · 10/05/2021 15:44

dragging his willy

NoSquirrels · 10/05/2021 15:48

over the washing

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 15:48

Like nighttime spiders

ExitChasedByABee · 10/05/2021 15:49

. Along came the

HeadlessGummyBears · 10/05/2021 15:49

and washed it

MMM2 · 10/05/2021 16:07

Into the ocean

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 16:10

A passing seaman

SummerHouse · 10/05/2021 16:11

impregnated a passing

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 16:12

Mermaid who ballooned

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 16:13

Into HH cups...

Sawyersfishbiscuits · 10/05/2021 16:13

with great gusto

ExitChasedByABee · 10/05/2021 16:15

only to be

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 16:26

unfettered by a

ExitChasedByABee · 10/05/2021 16:26

sizzling frying pan

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 16:28

Melting through the

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 16:29

Frozen Turkey Twizzlers..

MMM2 · 10/05/2021 16:31

frying her boobs

iklboo · 10/05/2021 16:45

On both sides

TTCat39 · 10/05/2021 16:47

And sautéing her

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 16:58

Clam shells until

TTCat39 · 10/05/2021 17:04

Fragrant and bronzed

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 17:08

She gave birth

Sawyersfishbiscuits · 10/05/2021 17:11

to an enormous

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