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1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 12:51

The coroner said

Onceuponatime1818 · 10/05/2021 12:52

They are alive!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 12:52

Quick! Call the

ExitChasedByABee · 10/05/2021 13:00

doctor! The dinosaurs

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 13:03

On their pyjamas

ExitChasedByABee · 10/05/2021 13:25

jumped out with

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 13:28

such enthusiasm and

Pansypotter123 · 10/05/2021 13:39

managed to completely

ExitChasedByABee · 10/05/2021 13:40

devour the pie

MeDearNoDear · 10/05/2021 13:42

with great gusto

thebeach · 10/05/2021 13:43

Not hello fresh

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 13:43

Wiping mouths with

spookybitches · 10/05/2021 13:46

Their big stinking

kissmelittleass · 10/05/2021 14:02

Dirty damp flannels

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 14:10

Hedgehogs as toothpicks...

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 10/05/2021 14:15

Cummings slimed away

SummerHouse · 10/05/2021 14:23

his eyes were

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 14:38

Pools of blood..

shinynewapple21 · 10/05/2021 14:40

And his nose

FrozenVag · 10/05/2021 14:42

Dripped with phlegm

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 14:43

Snot so funny...

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 15:11

Along came his

Aprilwasverywet · 10/05/2021 15:11

Very big spider..

DobbyTheHouseElk · 10/05/2021 15:12

called Sidney who

StillCoughingandLaughing · 10/05/2021 15:22

Had magical powers

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