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Let's write a story. 3 words each

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Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
Ellmau · 09/05/2021 15:47

Who opened their

Ellmau · 09/05/2021 15:48

OOps missed a few pages, ignore mine.

Ellmau · 09/05/2021 15:49

@GlutenFreeGingerCake

This is a bit speciesist
Said the zonkey
dazzlerdo · 09/05/2021 15:58

To the plant

MMM2 · 09/05/2021 15:59

With a smile

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 16:00

Then ate it

mumwon · 09/05/2021 16:06

without salt or

Ellmau · 09/05/2021 16:17

pepper, but with

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 16:19

A guilty pleasure

iklboo · 09/05/2021 16:20

And some butter

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 16:22

A big knob...

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 16:24
  • enough about Boris -
Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 16:26

... Visited last weekend..

JustAddCoffee91 · 09/05/2021 16:29

Said Margaret thatcher

MMM2 · 09/05/2021 16:29

Puked non stop!

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 16:30

Actress Gillian Anderson

LordOfTheOnionRings · 09/05/2021 16:31

Now, when the

ErrolTheDragon · 09/05/2021 16:39

Animals had all

MMM2 · 09/05/2021 16:41

Eaten Margaret thatcher

JustAddCoffee91 · 09/05/2021 16:42

They shat everywhere

ErrolTheDragon · 09/05/2021 16:55

And felt better.

whenthebellsring · 09/05/2021 16:56

Across the road,

MMM2 · 09/05/2021 16:58

Came matt hancock

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 17:02

On a mission

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 17:05

Save the whale!

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