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Original poster

Let's write a story. 3 words each

1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 09/05/2021 14:18

To recoup their

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 14:20

lost carrot revenue

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 14:22

Twas a carrotastrophe.

LordOfTheOnionRings · 09/05/2021 14:24

because the maid

Iamagenius · 09/05/2021 14:25

Made carrot soup

WhenPushComesToShove · 09/05/2021 14:30

Which was awfully...

Pansypotter123 · 09/05/2021 14:31

full of caterpillars 🐛

dazzlerdo · 09/05/2021 14:35

Wearing top hats

PDad69 · 09/05/2021 14:37

The cat jumped,

PurpleWh1teGreen · 09/05/2021 14:37

Upset the Zebras

Sawyersfishbiscuits · 09/05/2021 14:37

Quite rightly so

DPad96 · 09/05/2021 14:39

Bold zebras gave

WhenPushComesToShove · 09/05/2021 14:47

A dancing display

LordOfTheOnionRings · 09/05/2021 14:55

flashed their zebratits

GloomyWaters · 09/05/2021 14:59

And proceeded to

Surferofwaves · 09/05/2021 15:01

smash everything up

iklboo · 09/05/2021 15:05

With their umbrellas

MrsFin · 09/05/2021 15:21

Which they stole

HurryUpBetelgeuse · 09/05/2021 15:23

From my mum

Surferofwaves · 09/05/2021 15:26

yesterday. Thieving bastards

Maggiesfarm · 09/05/2021 15:35

Can't trust zebras

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 15:39

Stripey like crossings...

LordOfTheOnionRings · 09/05/2021 15:42

smelly like poopoos

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 15:45

This is a bit speciesist

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 15:46

Oops 4 words!

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