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Would you pay £766...

80 replies

AintNobodyHereButUsChickens · 04/05/2021 19:00

...for these beauties?

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HugeBowlofChips · 04/05/2021 20:54

I can imagine them ending up in a design museum so, er, possibly.

Would I pay £70 for this pair of tiny white bikini bottoms from the same brand on the same website: www.yoox.com/uk/47220356XI/item#/sts=ip_baynote&bnwidget=PDSameDesigner&bnslot=1&cod10=47220356XI&bnpid=47220356&dept=women

Nope.

toocold54 · 04/05/2021 20:55

Why do they look like roller skates, stilettos, sandals and trainers.

Someone really thought fuck it, all in one shoe.

GrinGrin

BlowDryRat · 04/05/2021 20:56

Nope.

littlepattilou · 04/05/2021 20:58

UGLY. AS. FUUUUCCCK! Shock

Who would wear THESE? Let alone pay three quarters of a grand for one! Shock

Ellenthegenerous · 04/05/2021 21:01

My eyes!

Pavlova31 · 04/05/2021 21:04

Look like some sort of medical support boot Confused

Pavlova31 · 04/05/2021 21:05

Should the price be £7.66 Confused

MummytoCSJH · 04/05/2021 21:12

@FartleBarfle

The kid sitting next to me made hamburger shoe you could eat if you got hungry. I wonder if that exists yet?!
I remember designing a pair of stilettos that had lipstick in one heel and mascara in the other in case you needed a touch up Grin still think it's a pretty good idea!
iklboo · 04/05/2021 21:12

Oh they're GORGE!! On a different planet where the air is 99% LSD. Jesus tonight. Were they designed by a team on The Apprentice?

Chickychickydodah · 04/05/2021 21:14

🤢🤮

tolerable · 04/05/2021 21:23

if..and only if.i was paid £766 to wear them...

lifeissweet · 04/05/2021 21:31

Unsee! Unsee! Dear God. Save me.

MarjorieBouvier · 04/05/2021 21:49

Is this one of those money laundering things? Exorbitant prices for crap so no normal person would buy it. Like the 99p tat on ebay/amazon priced at £1000+

iklboo · 04/05/2021 21:57

It's like a pair of trainers, shoes, an orthopaedic splint, ski boots and some roller boots went into the transportation pods in The Fly!

SardineJam · 04/05/2021 21:58

@FartleBarfle

Fucking hell! They are like a pair I designed in year 7
Yes!! 🤣
TheKeatingFive · 04/05/2021 22:04

I suspect Mumsnetters may not be the target market. Grin

Igmum · 04/05/2021 22:45

Did they melt? Confused

dudsville · 04/05/2021 22:49

I mean, now that I know that heels can come in trainer form I guess I could imagine wearing them if ever the planet flipped into bizzaro world.

Slub · 04/05/2021 23:39

They don't have my size Sad

Anordinarymum · 04/05/2021 23:41

If I were rich I would

PastMyBestBeforeDate · 04/05/2021 23:48

My actual medical brace is £85. Suitable paint can be bought for £30. Top Tip

caringcarer · 04/05/2021 23:53

They look like a torture contraption for the feet.

Hexinthecity · 04/05/2021 23:57

They’re the shoe version of what comes out of the machine in The Fly!!! 🤮

MrsBunHat · 05/05/2021 00:03

Well, one wouldn't be much use

Two wouldn’t be much use either to be fair.

Having said that I prefer the blue.

JackieTheFart · 05/05/2021 00:15

So ugly they couldn’t even pay a model to wear them.

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