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Would you pay £766...

80 replies

AintNobodyHereButUsChickens · 04/05/2021 19:00

...for these beauties?

OP posts:
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2021 19:46

Remember when Homer got to design a car?

swimlittlefishy · 04/05/2021 19:47

@LavendulaAngustifolia

I'll take two
Well, one wouldn't be much use
Tal45 · 04/05/2021 19:47

Jesus what is that? Forget sandals it looks like a contraption for someone that's broken their foot.

3CCC · 04/05/2021 19:53

They remind me of some orthopaedic trainers I had as a kid

warmandtoasty2day · 04/05/2021 19:53

i fancy some liquorice allsorts now after looking at the blue pair.

mumjustmum · 04/05/2021 19:55

Is it for a bet?

Pearbear · 04/05/2021 19:58

I’m getting a pair quick before they sell out

NothingIsWrong · 04/05/2021 20:04

Nope because they have had the audacity to stop at a size 6. I'm a 9.

TheRavenNevermore · 04/05/2021 20:07

And this is why designers should be compelled to undertake drug testing before being let loose with pencil and paper!

Ginjanotaninja · 04/05/2021 20:08

WTAF?!
I've managed to twist my ankle just looking at the ugliness!Grin

bumpdownthestairs · 04/05/2021 20:10

They look like some sort of contraption for someone with a medical issue 😆

@swimlittlefishy deffo snorted at your reply!

AlmostSummer21 · 04/05/2021 20:15

£7.66? Maybe for a retro 80's party.

If I didn't mind busting both ankles.

WannabePilot · 04/05/2021 20:16

Gah, out of stock in my size! They’re spectacular. Would go a treat with that pink M&S dress from a couple years back.

RosieLemonade · 04/05/2021 20:16

They made me feel sick. I've never had such a visceral reaction to shoes before.

HunterHearstHelmsley · 04/05/2021 20:16

Both colours please!

titsintiers · 04/05/2021 20:17

Jesus suffering fuck they are hideous.

GCAcademic · 04/05/2021 20:17

Definitely. I'd get a lot of wear out of those. Straight from work to a night out, walking the dog, shopping. I don't think I'd need any other shoes, in fact.

LittleBearPad · 04/05/2021 20:18

Holy hell!

Although of the two the blue is better...

lachy · 04/05/2021 20:19

They are FUGLY!

HalfShrunkMoreToGo · 04/05/2021 20:25

I need to see them on a foot, struggling to visualise what they'll look like and where on the leg they'll get up to.

PumpkinSpiceWoman · 04/05/2021 20:31

Yikes. Some dead cow ended up as part of these.

Mummyoflittledragon · 04/05/2021 20:41

Does anyone remember the scene in The Fly, where the dog is teleported between pods and rematerialises inside out? Something similar happened to these shoes during the manufacturing process.

CustardGoodJamGoodMeatGood · 04/05/2021 20:42

When you have to go from the running club to a nightclub. Jesus fucking christ, I wouldn't buy a broken ankle. Are they are trainer? Are they a heel? What do you wear them with? So many questions

Springsnake · 04/05/2021 20:45

Looks painful

diddl · 04/05/2021 20:51

Can't figure if you need just the one for both feet, one for each foot or it just goes on a table to look at.

Possibly to be made into a lamp at some point?