What do you look like

[queenofthenorthwest]

Inspired by previous threads.

I did one of these about 12 months ago and it was good! Some people got people spot on. Some were dead wrong.

So based on usernames as we have nothing else. What do we think each other look like?

Asking again cause I have had a name change since then. Happy to share my old name also.

People seemed to enjoy it last time also!

[quote queenofthenorthwest]@Houseofvelour

Tall
Brown hair
Three kids
Twat of an ex h
Elegant
Works part time
Rich
Kind but brutal [/quote]
Tall
Brown hair
2 kids
Twat of an ex fiancé
Not elegant in the slightest
SAHM
Not rich but well off
Kind but brutal

a lot right! Well done
(I'm also in the north west 💖)

@Tambourina

@Houseofvelour

I see you as...

An artist, maybe a potter or sculptor. Hands always covered in bits of clay or paint. You are vegan and live in a cottage in Hampton Wick with a garden backing onto the Thames. You have big wild hair, you are petite and a regular at the (Zoom) Pilates class. You have a dog, two cats and a partner who is a freelance photographer.

Would anyone like to do me please?

Not at all but I love all of it and would love to be that kind of person!

I see you as a quiet, introverted person who loves reading. Not one to suffer fools easily. Chin length hair, medium build and sensible clothing.
Live in a well lit, clean, minimalist, organised flat with book shelves everywhere.

This isn’t going to go so well for me I reckon

[quote waterlego]@Serendipity09 I think you are quite short with an hourglass shape. Very glossy dark hair, chin or shoulder-length. You drive a nice-looking car; maybe a convertible. You wear jeans and boots a lot, or possibly trainers. You’re early 30s.[/quote]
I am 5'3 so yes, quite short! But I'm apple shaped with blonde straight shoulder length hair. Mid-forties. Definitely wear jeans and boots a lot, and sometimes trainers!

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

This isn’t going to go so well for me I reckon

Just from your username...

Scottish, dyed dark red hair, a bit crazy and a chain smoker. Live on a council estate and love chatting to your neighbours over a ciggy in your dressing gown.
Laughter that can be heard down the road. Always checking in on friends and neighbours. Mad as a box of frogs
😁😂

Oh, and I do love my car, but it's not a convertible

Very close, I'm tall, have curly hair, wear contacts and I do wear riding style boots as we live in a farm cottage.

Can someone do me please?

@mooonstone 5"8, like Victorian novels, secretly addicted to Midsomer Murders, blonde hair, wear sensible shoes but you own several pairs of heels that will never get an outing. Two cats with Shakespearean names.

@vampirethriller

I'm trying to avoid the obvious goth look here so...

5'5, size 12, you have wavy shoulder length hair, which you sometimes colour adventurously. You sometimes wear glasses. You wear a lot of checked shirts and jeans. A wide, open and attractive face, an easy smile and a good sense of humour.

Love it, velour

Scottish, silver hair, farming stock, I’m a helpless giggler, live in waterproofs and wellies, I’m a very private person at home so polite small talk to neighbours if they’re passing the gate, never smoked, mad on occasion but have to be very sensible most of the time.

I prefer your version of me, I wish I could cut loose more often, it must be so fun to be the life and soul

Vampire you are 42, have two boys named Connor and Charlie, you married in your early 20's but it didn't last and you remarried at 34.
You work in an office doing accounts and go on holiday once a year to Spain.
You are a size 14 and like the simple jeans and tshirt look, you are 5'6 with blue eyes and your hair is just past your shoulders, dark but with a few highlights that need redoing because you haven't managed to get a post lockdown hair appointment yet.

Lastly you have a Cockerpoo named Bella.

@Houseofvelour

You are mid height and curvy. Pale skin, black hair. You exude a sense of the theatrics and a thirties glamour.

[quote Lanique]@Houseofvelour

You are mid height and curvy. Pale skin, black hair. You exude a sense of the theatrics and a thirties glamour.[/quote]
Tall and curvy. Pale with brown hair.
I used to be very theatrical and studied drama for higher education. I'm a bit of a boring mum now. Not much glamour as I'm always covered in someone's snot/drool/food.

@Lanique
I suspect you are quite a unique person, and individual in most sense of the word.
I suspect you are involved in a creative field in some way or at least have a strong interest.
I suspect you may live in Europe somewhere.
I have zero basis for these thoughts but they came to me.

Lanique has it closest, except I'm nearly 6 feet and size 18; I do have a doodle type dog though! No sons. Hair is bum length.

Pheebs2021

Short, 32, mid brown hair, blue eyes, friendly looking (I know what I mean by this), curvy.

@TheMarzipanDildo
You are extremely close, I don't have brown hair though.

@TheMarzipanDildo I'd say you were early 40s, slim, brunette, Scottish. Slightly hippy-boho dress sense. Likes a G&T.

CarolinaWeeper

Oooh very close. I’m early 20s though

@Gertie75 I think you're in your 40s, tall and sporty with straight blonde chin-length hair. You have a pet rabbit and drive a very battered car. You live near the sea.

@Arbadacarba I think you have longish dark hair, medium height and live in a town house with dark furnishings.

@ILiveInSalemsLot You are spot on with the hair and I'm 5'4 which I believe is the average height of a woman in the UK, so well done again.

I do live in an urban area but not in a town house and my furniture is a bit of a hotchpotch - everything from pine to ebony.

Overall a very good guess.

I really struggle with these, I can never picture people from their names or even posts! I guess it's like when you read a book and if you actually visualise what's going on

Can I do you @ILiveInSalemsLot? I think you write, have shortish dark hair. Wear jeans and band tshirts. One child. Possibly a single parent.