What do you look like

[queenofthenorthwest]

Inspired by previous threads.

I did one of these about 12 months ago and it was good! Some people got people spot on. Some were dead wrong.

So based on usernames as we have nothing else. What do we think each other look like?

Asking again cause I have had a name change since then. Happy to share my old name also.

People seemed to enjoy it last time also!

Willow, i am the opposite of everything you said.

What about me?

@Pikabee you've got a tank of tropical fish, you like gruesome horror films and fancy coffee. You have dark rimmed glasses and wear jumpers with animals on, you like dinosaurs. Blue hair.

Mrsbertha

I reckon you have a classical face with smooth skin apart from laughter lines that light you up when you smile.

You are known for having a magnificent bosom and legs that are short but well proportioned. You have a tiny bit of fat back but you carry yourself beautifully.

You have a sharp tongue sometimes but people go to you for advice as you will tell it as it is.

You care for people more than you care for yourself.

You have slob clothes when you want to be comfy.

Pikabee, med height, blonde mid 30’s, like a natural look, quite quiet and reserved.

Pikabee

You're petit, around 25, with curly red hair.

Susannahm, tall, straight hair,mid 40’s, live semi rural and enjoy dog walking.

@Pikabee you have a very definite style and a very sharp haircut.
You are into tech.
You have dietary restrictions. Perhaps vegetarian.
You read a kindle.

@Susannahmoody you are in your early 50's, have a great singing voice and work part time.

@SheldonesqueHasGotTheWeevils you are nearly spot on! I have been told I'm classically beautiful (I'm not!),I do have large breasts but my legs are long and body short.
I can be very blunt! I only ever wear dresses and heels and have a vintage vibe but at home I live in a succession of tatty dressing gowns!

Findingmeno
You're early 50s but look younger.
Love wearing something a bit quirky but happiest in your 'lounge wear'
Love being outside but covid means you're totally over walking.
Family oriented and a big kid at heart

@WowIlikereallyhateyou

Pikabee, med height, blonde mid 30’s, like a natural look, quite quiet and reserved.

This is the closest told I look like jennifer Aniston alot. 34. 5 foot 3. Not quiet though

Forgot to @FindingMeno ffs.....

If you are told you are classically beautiful then you are bertha. If you don’t think so then your mirror is on the wonk.

I love that you flounce about in vintage/frocks and heels.

My image of you is complete. (Though I’m working on destumpifying your pins in my head)

Littlefluffy, around 50, short, athletic build. Dark wavy hair, take no nonsense.

These are great! I want rose gold hair now

Ooh do me!

@Littlefluffyclouds13 In my head, you are in your thirties, petite, with straight mid blonde hair to your shoulders, little round gold glasses. You run your own doggy day care in the home counties, are a little shy and have 2 young DC under 5.

Cheshire, bubbly blonde, mid 30’s, short, like beauty treatments.

This thread is hilarious. Someone do me!

@chesirecat99 young, blonde. Pretty. Skinny jeans. Bit of a fake tan. Likes handbags.

Sanfran, dark hair,long, 30’s, memorable face. Teacher. You like travel.

@chesirecat99 you are 42, two kids, a teacher. Shop in joules and fat face. Fresh mid length blond Bob. Live in the city. Petite.

@Dontstepinthecowpat definitely a country type. Late forties, 2 small kids. Slim, though average height. Dark hair & green eyes.

@sanfranfibber late 40s. Slim. Characterful face. Ability to raise one eyebrow.

@Dontstepinthecowpat you have dark blonde expensively coloured hair in a longish streaked bob. You wear a lot of brown and tweed with wellies and Barbour jackets. You like horses and live rurally with lots of land.