What do you look like

[queenofthenorthwest]

Inspired by previous threads.

I did one of these about 12 months ago and it was good! Some people got people spot on. Some were dead wrong.

So based on usernames as we have nothing else. What do we think each other look like?

Asking again cause I have had a name change since then. Happy to share my old name also.

People seemed to enjoy it last time also!

cake

You always can get your hands on good cake.

You love music but your taste is eclectic and you are more likely to listen to something other than heart or radio 2. If you got the chance you’d be off to Glastonbury. You’d embrace it all from the mud to the food to the camping. You’d swim in sanitiser if you had to use the loos.

You are mouse haired and the sun will catch it and it shines. Nay glistens. Like your eyes. Youve got the skin you deserve and some say you could kiss until your mouth fell off.

You did the same as me and googled dragon butter and teabagging and wished you hadn’t.

Your kitchen is a mishmash of homeliness. People go to you for solace. You do that well. Advice you tie yourself in knots over.

If folk want shoulders they go to you. They are literally broad ones. But you are not an Olympic swimmer.

You have a penchant for cheese. And Haagen Daaz would not be safe in your presence.

You love animals. You are scared of wasps.

You smell new mown grass and feel good with the world.

Do me, do me

Go on then - someone give me a go please 😂

@FuckyouCovid21

Do me, do me

You have a short blonde Bob. Work in the nhs. Tut loudly to people who don't wear a mask. Like an Indian takeaway with a glass of red

@whiteshark i imagine you were born in the 1970's, slim, long wavy brown hair. Green eyes. Lives near the sea, big teeth!

@whiteshark

You have a short blonde Bob. Work in the nhs. Tut loudly to people who don't wear a mask. Like an Indian takeaway with a glass of red

Not even close lol

Oo this is brilliant.
Can someone do me please.

@wishywashywoowoo70

You were born in 1972.

You live rurally.

You have two children, two girls called Hannah and Rosie

You like to dabble in crafts and take the dog for nice walks.

You like custard creams and white wine

@wishywashywoowoo70

I didn't add anything about appearance.

Shoulder length light brown hair, brown eyes, great legs but rarely out of jeans for anyone to see them.

@wishywashywoowoo70

Oo this is brilliant. Can someone do me please.

Shoulder length grey hair with a slight wave. Steel rimmed glasses and a fabric tote shopper that you take everywhere. You're everyone's favourite auntie and are always smiling, though you're a little ditsy and are known for accidentally mixing up coriander and parsley in your Waldorf salad

@wishywashywoowoo70 you were born in the 1950's. You have shortish greying hair that you dye a light brown/ early blonde. You have blue eyes and pale skin. You have a lovely complexion and live near the Dales? You walk a lot? Have 2 dogs. You wear Cotton Traders sneakers and always equipped with weather proof clothing. You are 5ft 1 but used to be 5ft 3. You are a nice person but life has not been easy for you. You are the hub of yr children. If you were born 20 yrs later, your life would have taken different turns.

Ha ha hilarious
I'm 47 5'2 with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

Live in on the outskirts of a smallish city.

No pets

Couple of stone heavier than I should be

Not in the least arty or creative.

Dress like a teenager in jeans and converse most days abs listen to rock music.

2 kids at home and a DH and work at a laptop all day.

@Papadontpreachimintroubledeep you're into vintage fashion, mostly 80s but sometimes 50s. Your favourite films is Romancing the Stone and you like karaoke. You're still angry with Cadbury for changing the creme eggs and you're 5"6, multicoloured hair and red lips.

@vampirethriller
You are tallish, slim, long hair, like vampire literature as your name suggests, maybe like some woo.
Have a colourful house, pretty relaxed, probably 35/45

@vampirethriller none of its right except the bit about creme eggs..I will never forgive cadburys for that.
I wish I was 5'6, ive never heard of romancing the stone and you'll never catch me doing karaoke

If someone would be so kind to do moi?

@thiswaythat
I’ll have a go, you’re in your 30s have primary age kids, a hands on fun mum,are petite with shoulder length dark hair.
Love a sneaky game of Mario when the kids are in bed.
Dress casually but like nice shoes
😀

@HerMammy long hair is right, I'm tall, very colourful flat and I do love a bit of woo

Will someone do me?

@vampirethriller
Ohh I done not too bad 😀
I don’t think my user name reveals much 🤣

@HerMammy well I'm in my 30s with shoulder length (but blonde) hair. I do love nice shoes though

@SheldonesqueHasGotTheWeevils -
tiny little hands' is v accurate.

Also, as name gives away, I had a good time in the 90s

Not well groomed but fine as I am is spot on!

@Onlinedilema
Right, I think you are fairly tall with a willowly figure. Long, swishy ash blond hair, quite artsy in your outlook.
You go to lots of festivals in the Summer with flowers in your hair and live on the coast in a lovely cottage and have an art studio/pottery at the end of the garden.
You love visiting vintage markets and have a great eye for antiques. Oh and you drink camomile tea and the odd glass of wine !

Bakedbeanhead I like your description buts it’s not totally accurate. I’m not tall or willowy. My hair is longish, for now, but brown not blonde. I do like art and am quite crafty. I don’t drink camomile tea but do like the odd glass of wine!

Could anyone do me?

What a great idea for a thread!