What do you look like

[queenofthenorthwest]

Inspired by previous threads.

I did one of these about 12 months ago and it was good! Some people got people spot on. Some were dead wrong.

So based on usernames as we have nothing else. What do we think each other look like?

Asking again cause I have had a name change since then. Happy to share my old name also.

People seemed to enjoy it last time also!

@HazeyJaneII thanks I think you're into Pilates and used to love Mr Motivator. Highlighted hair and today you're wearing a pair of sandals you got on holiday in Zante.
You like made for TV movies on Sony channel and sushi. You've got a cat called Daisy.

Aww you are all so lovely. I do feel bad for writing that as there are loads of lovely non judgemental people on here but sometimes I do read posts which make me feel like I really shouldn't be on here 😂

Pivott me too, I stay clear of threads about money, weight, jobs and houses for my sanity!

@readingismycardio

Would love any guesses about me😂

Small librarian with cardigan and metal framed glasses perched on your nose. Ash blonde hair and blue eyes.

Contrasted with the leather trousers, showjumper's thighs and long leather boots when you hrow back the welsh blanket and unfurl your impossibly long legs from your winged chair in your personal library.

This is such a lovely, positive thread! Unlike other mumsnet bloodbaths, it’s been genuinely warm-hearted! So lovely to see!!! Anyone want me to guess about them? (And vice-versa....?)

[quote vampirethriller]@Iceniii you're into ancient history, wear a lot of silver jewellery and like Enya. Favourite drink is cherryade. You're 5"6, black hair, brown eyes, wanted a Rottweiler but ended up with a shitzu. Short nails painted green.[/quote]
Well I live ancient history and wear a lot of silver jewellery!

*love

justilou

You have a right mouth on you when you are standing up for the underdog. You have a mouth on you anyway but you are amusingly mouthy and most don’t take offence.

Your sofa eats all manner of items and you are genuinely baffled as to why it jingles like an old man’s pocket.

You look like the girl next door - all fresh faces and glowing and are in your late 20s. People call you beautiful. You are self deprecating. You have legs like Beyonce and are sasha fierce when you hoover.

You are fashion forward - as long as it is comfy.

You have no idea who Def Leppard are really.

You despise sprouts.

@Justilou1 You love travel and spicy food. You have loads of plants in your house and grow your own veg in your garden. Your house is cluttered but in a lovely lived in way which makes people want to hang around and drink cups of tea in your kitchen. Obvs during non covid times.

Can someone guess me?

@hiptobeasquare I think you’re somewhere between 28-34.
I think you have light hair. Perhaps blonde but more likely strawberry blonde.
I think you’re quite quirky but you own it and people love your uniqueness!
I think you love cooking and long walks but are a busy person and wish you had more time for the relaxing things you love sometimes.
I think you prefer comfort over fashion but have your own style.
I think you’ve surprised yourself at how much you’ve enjoyed lockdown and would actually prefer the slower pace of life to continue!

[quote hiptobeasquare]@Justilou1 You love travel and spicy food. You have loads of plants in your house and grow your own veg in your garden. Your house is cluttered but in a lovely lived in way which makes people want to hang around and drink cups of tea in your kitchen. Obvs during non covid times.

Can someone guess me?[/quote]

Shorter, dark, thick hair, like playing guitar but don't often get the chance these days. Normally in jeans and a t-shirt, but you sometimes feel tempted to wear a pair of braces and an orange bodywarmer and skateboard at 88mph.

Anybody want to take a punt for me?

@NeverDropYourMoonCup you're very good at wordsearch puzzles and you've won a lot of competitions, mostly prizes you didn't really want but they come in handy for birthdays. You've got very straight brown hair, green eyes and love the Adrian Mole books. No pets, one child, every Christmas someone buys you a jigsaw. You like sticky toffee pudding and secretly hate vegetables.

@SheldonesqueHasGotTheWeevils so many things right! I do have a rather over-blown justice gland, however, I can hold a grudge. (Always for a reason though...) My sofa is very much the Bermuda Triangle! I do go hog wild when I Hoover, but you would too, if you had a hairy, shedding doggy like mine! (She’s also a sofa potato.) I would LOVE to have legs like Beyoncé. I would love to BE Beyoncé (minus Jay-Z, naturellement!) alas, I am about as far removed as you can get! I am fresh-faced - for my age, which is a long way from my 20’s. (I was recently described as an aging, feisty Tinkerbell in Docs. Rightio....) I absolutely do know who Def Leppard are. (Drummer was not ambidextrous.) Absolutely spot on about the sprouts though. (And I love every other veggie!)
@SheldonesqueHasGotTheWeevils:- You are early 40’s, soigne and love stripey t-shirts and converse boots/Dr Martens. You can’t decide if you want a Pixie Cut or a Sleek Bob. You have fine hair that you occasionally bleach the crap out of then regret and grow out again. You have striking, intelligent eyes and a cheeky smile that you bestow rarely because you’re sarcastic AF. (Cynical?) I suspect you were at university for a long time before you found your groove and have an eclectic group of friends from all walks of life. You are unjudgmental because you are hardest on yourself.

@hiptobeasquare - My house is cluttered! People, (my family) dog hair, laundry, cups of tea! Yes, I adore travel and spicy food! I miss the world, but I don’t live in the UK and people are allowed to come around for tea, so I am very lucky to still have that!
You are a loving, busy parent. You are working your bum off to provide a good education and be q good role model because your background wasn’t exactly stable. You don’t burden your family with your life story though, you just get on with it. You think your life is probably pretty generic, but you’re proud of what you’ve achieved because you’re safe and healthy and happy despite what everyone predicted. You also have glowing skin and beautiful full lips that people wonder about - are they real??? YES!!! You have two cats. One is getting very old, and you spoil them rotten too. I think you are reserved but genuinely kind. (This is a rare human trait that needs to be celebrated!)

You are super right on three points justilou

I am sarky (I think I’m funny - others probably don’t) and am harsher on myself than anyone will ever know. I am cynical - I’ve found it advantageous!

I want to be the me that you described so very much...

@NeverDropYourMoonCup

You have 2 children, named Beatrice and Theodore, who have impeccable manners .Shop in Waitrose. Recycle everything. Have a large craft collection and gift home made jams to people for Christmas.

@zenasfuck

The person in my head I want to be. Change your hair colour all the time, take no shit from anyone. A solid person to go to for advice. You put everything negative in the fuck it bucket and move on. Your children are very cheeky and have bundles of fun.

@whiteshark - mostly accurate 😲

I've never coloured my hair, but I definitely take no shit and have a very low tolerance for bullshit or poor behaviour
I am generally the go-to person for advice in my friends and family too

Only one child who is 17 but he's very cool, very kind, well mannered and caring

@TaraR2020 - you are scarily good at this!

@HazeyJanell yes I'm 41 with brown eyes

@NeverDropYourMoonCup - mid 30s, mid-length wavy brown hair, laughing eyes. Doesn't wear makeup much.

People are welcome to have crack at me now

echobelly

You lived your best life in the 90s. Well you are living your best life all the time because that is what you do but that was the best of the best.

Those who know you love you. Those who don’t fear you a little bit. You are self assured and can walk the walk. Hour moments of self doubt are saved for the inner circle.

You try to garden. If there was a mary poppins gardener you’d employ them so that you could enjoy their toils. You are a good neighbour to those who deserve it. You’ve been known to curtain twitch but only for the good stuff.

You grab life with your dinky little hands. You sometimes miss but laugh about it.

You aren’t well groomed but you always look fine as you are. You twinkle when you smile. You have a smile that should have been painted over Mona Lisa’s. Your hair is oft windswept but interesting.

You could eat a family bar of chocolate without realising - likewise with crisps.

You Netflix but don’t chill. Sleep is your friend when you can get enough of it.

You don’t dunk in your tea and hate unnecessary noise.

Your moments. Not hour.

Can I chuck my hat in the ring?

Ooh me please. I bet not a single person gets me right