Special Rightmove listing

[wonkylegs]

Check out this special rightmove listing
Don't bother with the photos

Skip straight to video and make sure you have the sound on 😳

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019?utmcampaign=property-details&utmmcontent=buying&utmmedium=sharing&utmmsource=copytoclipboard

I hope you're sitting down for this shocking bit of news - not everyone has books. How do you not know that?

Yeah I move in different circles to you, clearly.

If I lived there I'd feel like I was the only bit of a black and white film that was in colour. It's pretty spectacular in many ways but my god, there's monochrome and then there's a world bleached of all colour and warmth!

I would be wandering around with some coloured paints doodling everywhere. Its too clinical. Also ideal for skating around in socks.
Apart from that bleurgh!

I love how its kept its industrial history because it used to be the co-op in 1990! 😂😂😂
The toilets are horrific.

@AWamBamBoom

Blimey, this is the third thread I've seen on this. Property porn must be the MN hobby of choice😁

Yep - I knew it was going to be this house just from the thread title.

Urrgh! I caught a whiff of public urinal just looking at that bathroom! And whats with the random stairs to nowhere by the cubbyholes in the wall?

@torquewench

Urrgh! I caught a whiff of public urinal just looking at that bathroom! And whats with the random stairs to nowhere by the cubbyholes in the wall?

The stairs are for the medal ceremony after you have 25 mates round to watch your workout on the enormous sofa.

Interesting... everything seems easy to wipe clean...

Looks like a morgue or Mrs Hinch's upgraded house!

@Silvercatowner

Where's all their stuff? There's no books!

😂😂

The music is Oh Fortuna. Don’t you listen to it all the time? We do - DS knows all the words. Well, possibly not quite ! 🤣🤣

Some rooms have no natural light the white colour scheme is appealing but the stainless steel looks industrial and tacky. There also appears to be no outdoor space, just a roof terrace and a double garage, it’s a no from me

Oh dear. What a horrid depressing little box with little natural light. I can see why they chose that music, it would be like living in a coffin!

@Silvercatowner

I hope you're sitting down for this shocking bit of news - not everyone has books. How do you not know that?

Yeah I move in different circles to you, clearly.

Unfortunately many people are illiterate. It explains much of what goes on in the UK.

I turned off the video before it went indoors...at home alone & it's late...music gave me the creeps. I looked at pics tho ..bathrooms awful, very weird & creepy. I didn't like the rest either apart from pool & outdoors! I'd maybe prefer to live in the garage & nip out for the odd dip

I didn't like the rest either apart from pool Did I miss this? Or are you imagining it?

@backinthebox 🤣🤣🤣

@backinthebox

I saw a pic with a dark & shimmery looking surface on the roof...but swiped on v quickly in case something was lurking in the depths. I decided it was a pool... which surprised me...but I was looking desperately for a redeeming feature. Had another gawk now (still not able for the music) & I see it is a tiny area... so not a pool by anyone's definition. On closer inspection it is a shiny table....so now def not a pool. So it seems now that didn't like it apart from the garage. No nips & dips to be had.