Special Rightmove listing

[wonkylegs]

Check out this special rightmove listing
Don't bother with the photos

Skip straight to video and make sure you have the sound on 😳

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019?utmcampaign=property-details&utmmcontent=buying&utmmedium=sharing&utmmsource=copytoclipboard

This must be a joke?!😱

@AWamBamBoom

Blimey, this is the third thread I've seen on this. Property porn must be the MN hobby of choice😁

Yep. I don't even need to click on it to know which house it is

How many times are we going to see this property on MN? Is this Rightmove?

Having trouble selling it perhaps? or want some opinions on it?

Here's one: it looks like a laboratory! It's not homely in the slightest.

"Why would anyone willingly have one of those awful metal public toilet toilets?!"

Why would anyone have an awful house like that at all really!

V sterile doesn’t appeal at all it’s not a home it’s a museum and not a good one
Awful

Does anyone know who owned it? I wondered if they were in a band.. it is a hefty guitar collection!

Be a great house to rollerskate around but that's it! Too clinical for me. Were those beds in the wall with the platform steps at one point? Very random room.

Where's all their stuff? There's no books!

Look an awful lot like train station toilets and toilet roll dispensers! It’s all very clinical looking.
DH used to work round the corner from one of the geordie shore houses (by the pedestrian entrance for the tunnel, on the north side). His claim to fame is seeing his van parked at the top of the street one episode, when he stopped to watch filming, not having a clue til later what programme they were doing!

Third thread I've seen on this house today

This is the third thread about this same listing in the past 24hrs!

"Does anyone know who owned it? I wondered if they were in a band.. it is a hefty guitar collection!"

Maybe they are trying to make potential buyers think that it is owned by someone who was/is in a band. Could be just house dressing.

@Silvercatowner

Where's all their stuff? There's no books!

I hope you're sitting down for this shocking bit of news - not everyone has books. How do you not know that?

That was some smooth camera work, did they fly a drone around the house or mount a camera on one of those trollies? How did that (pod bay) door open by itself as the camera approached?

It's the type of house I'd like to spend the afternoon sliding along the floors in my socks while flinging red wine at the walls.

Bloody awful !

@sabrinathemiddleagewitch

This is the old geordie shore house.....

😮

Is someone paying mumsnetters to post about this house or something?

THREE threads on this house now. Never known this before, ever.

WTF is going on?

The decor is hideous by the way! I really don't like this house at all.

I live literally next to this house!! The link is now doing the rounds through the family to how god awful it is.. the main thing that popped out was the doors, very submarine like

PS it's so nice to see there are local people on here

I think you are all being a bit mean
It’s just missing a little something ..........
Ooh I know , Izal loo roll would set it off a treat 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The 'bloodstain' on the wall looks like plaster that hasn't been painted over, maybe someone fell over the doorhatch and headplanted it ? DS think's its wonderful, he is 11. Being charitable, I agree with the listing, it is a very 'individual design'

So many questions...

1. Is it just me that would trip over that ridiculous door every time?
2. How many people have been eviscerated in the kitchen?
3. Are those weird little sleeping pods in that room with the random stairs?
4. Who has a sofa in the gym?
5. Where's all their stuff?
6. Was that a darlek?

@EspressoExpresso

So many questions...

1. Is it just me that would trip over that ridiculous door every time?
2. How many people have been eviscerated in the kitchen?
3. Are those weird little sleeping pods in that room with the random stairs?
4. Who has a sofa in the gym?
5. Where's all their stuff?
6. Was that a darlek?

Nope, all three of my children and I would... every time...

I wonder the same...

Yup, had same thought... why?? What did the windows loo out onto... why the carpeted Olympic podium instead of stairs?

How can you even watch telly from said sofa as there's a massive piece of gym equipment in front of it?

They couldn't afford anything after they blew the budget on authentic TV sci-fi memorabilia...

Yes... see above 🤪

*look not loo

Woah, the music!
I was expecting 2 Champions League footy teams to come jogging out of that garage.

What a horrible house. Sterile.

Well it’ll certainly be a blank canvas once they’ve moved all their crap out!