Last thing you googled?

[ApplesPearsAndCrumble]

Mine was 'what the fuck is a circular economy'.

Extra thick pilates mat.

How many Colin caterpillar jelly sweets are there in a bag as my DD's appeared to scoff them all very quickly claiming to have only had a few! 😂

How are sea shells formed

Daniel Radcliffe fart film...

My friend didn’t believe it existed. It’s called Swiss Army Man

Freezing mirepoix

@wizzbangfizz

How to combat décolletage wrinkles

I don't think you can. So I just rub in a lot of heavy duty moisturiser (when I remember). Current hdm of choice is the original Nivea in the big blue tub, reckon that will do as good as anything. I also use it on my cuticles. It's too heavy duty and too highly perfumed for my sensitive face.

Do people in a coma snore?
Yes apparently they do.

Haemorrhoids

How do life insurance companies make a profit. Still not sure.

Telephone number for dog grooming salon.
Before that hot cross bun recipe.

Key lime pie recipe

Hardy tropical plants - older than my early thirties ages suggests

"Fun Marshmallow Rice Crispy cake decorating ideas" (I accidentally ate all the mini eggs ahead of making them with DD tomorrow so need a plausible alternative so DH doesn't realise i didn't share them with him )

Biliary tract cancer specialists.

Gluten free donuts
Gluten free stir fry sauce
Gluten free fish and chips

(I’m five days in to my 6 week elimination diet ffs)

Crocs, size 4

How often do i need to feed alpine plants?

Can you apply fondant icing to a cake without specialist equipment?

Apparently not.

Sainsbury's in Canada. And various different permutations of the phrase.

I'm SURE I saw an article titled "We visited Sainsbury's in Canada and it's just as weird as we expected" (or similar) but now I can't find anything referring to it! I think I'm going mad...

@Fyredraca now I feel paranoid after twice being put in an induced coma!
Mine was flowers that like coffee grounds. The answer (which I was fairly sure of already) is azalea, rhododendron, hydrangeas...

@SinisterBumFacedCat Look up Becky Excell. Her gf recipes are brilliant.

“What time is the Richard E Grant programme on tonight?”

FYI it’s about Agatha Christie and It’s not tonight it’s Monday at 9pm on itv.

Lee Brilleaux (Dr. Feelgood vocalist)

A restaurant...to book a table! Can't bloody wait.

On my phone - Asda opening times on Good Friday

On my tablet - How old is Cheryl Baker