Last thing you googled?

[ApplesPearsAndCrumble]

Mine was 'what the fuck is a circular economy'.

Cordless hoovers! Anyone know any good ones I found one with 100£ off today at amazon but I dont know if it's any good. Can anyone help?

Who the fuck is Mrs Hinch

Chinese near me

How to spell unprecedented 🤣

Can you use duct tape instead of those stupid stick on bra things that won't hold up my knockers 🤣🤣

What the name of the valley is to west of Hastings Castle.

@katieg03

Can you use duct tape instead of those stupid stick on bra things that won't hold up my knockers 🤣🤣

@katieg03 if you want to keep your nipples, I suggest you don't! I tried this Once.... never again

“Where is Boris Johnson” as someone on my Facebook is adamant that he’s in Wuhan and should therefore be fined £5000

@katieg03

Nicolas Cage naked

No knead bread recipe

Bedside tables and dressing tables.

'pet run hometown'. My tortoise just ended up face down in a hole, like the twat that she is. She needs to be fenced in apparently.

I did load a photo of the offending shelled-arsehole but my post hasn't appeared.

@Mamamamasaurus

'pet run hometown'. My tortoise just ended up face down in a hole, like the twat that she is. She needs to be fenced in apparently.

I did load a photo of the offending shelled-arsehole but my post hasn't appeared.

I need to see this! 😂. In summer last year I was walking with my DS and a tortoise started to follow us. I was actually surprised how quick be was! I retraced my steps with the tortoise in my arms and luckily the neighbour of the keener recognised him and said he's an escape artist!

Killing Eve

Owner*

@redkatagain hope you're ok.

My last Google was Mumsnet- here I am!

‘How many days till Christmas” - I have an impatient child (who has 269 days to wait!)

Mumsnet. I'm new here 😊

What does "chat with intent" mean

'Both the left and right are delusional'

The band Death from Above who I just heard on Spotify.

Animal Crossing beach ideas.

Star 140283. I think I have the number right!

Can you drink alcohol with Covid?
I tested positive on a PCR yesterday after a positive routine LFT and am pretty much asymptomatic.

Rest of household is repeatedly negative so am self isolating in DD's attic room.
Very bored and sad and thought wine might cheer me up!

How to open champagne without any drama. The divorce is finalised, I am free and happier than I've ever been. I've had a busy day doing good deeds so I thought today would be the ideal day for that bottle that has been waiting in my fridge for quite a long time. Cheers!