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Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!

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musicalfrog · 01/03/2021 23:45

Oh my gosh, if I meet a man with a big nose, even if he's not my usual type, likelihood is I'm in trouble! What is it about them?

Anyone else?

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Ritascornershop · 02/03/2021 20:15

@Oblomov21 you don’t think Pete Townshend has a big nose?! 😳

BallsToYouSue · 02/03/2021 20:16

I also love a big nose!!

I remember playing Sims when I was a teenager and I designed my Sim around my ideal man Blush. Big nose, glasses and beard! I got two out of three with DH. No beard! But tbh, I probably would have found it itchy anyway.

Silversun83 · 02/03/2021 20:22

I used to have a big thing for noses.. In fact David Duchovny and David Schwimmer were my first crushes. Has waned a bit now though for some reason!

JackieweaverhasALLtheauthority · 02/03/2021 20:33

Look how Jennifer Grey ruined herself by having a nose job. She was so beautiful and distinctive and then she got her nose job and became completely indistinguishable from any other american bit part actress

Jeff goldblumis lush too.

SleepingStandingUp · 02/03/2021 20:38

[quote Milomonster]@SleepingStandingUp Grin yes! But if a woman has a big conk?[/quote]
Big womb, more subliminal. To carry the robust babies born of the big sperm

newcarcoming · 02/03/2021 20:40

What about Bendor Grosvenor!! Very posh with a huge conk! (What a name!)

Is it big nose - big ........... Grin

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midsomermurderess · 02/03/2021 21:08

I saw this actor in a show on Walter Presents, Cain. He, François-Dominique Blin, has an enormous nose, it must enter a room a few seconds before him.

Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!
Papergirl1968 · 02/03/2021 21:37

I used to like men with big noses. I thought it made them look more masculine.
Noses on humans are funny looking things, aren’t they though? I’ve just looked at some of those pictures and thought what an odd looking species we are.
But my cats have very cute little noses, and the dog’s isn’t bad either. Smile

Dinkydody · 02/03/2021 21:47

😂🤣

Cococoffee · 02/03/2021 22:00

I will be scrutinising conks now. DH is fairly blessed in the nose department, along the lines of Francois-Dominique above there. DH always looks grumpy. Interesting.

Fuss · 02/03/2021 22:20

The dealer in the bidding room on BBC1. James someone. Huge nose, bloody gorgeous.

Andylion · 02/03/2021 22:25

Pics, you say?

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TheSandman · 03/03/2021 15:49

Maybe people (not necessarily men) with big noses find it easier to breath while performing a common sexual act and are therefore somehow unconsciously recognised by women as being better at doing it than people with small noses - who would be continuously coming up for air and breaking the rhythm?

Milomonster · 03/03/2021 15:54

@TheSandman I like your theory and hope to test it out with a big-conked guy one day.

musicalfrog · 03/03/2021 15:58

@TheSandman

Maybe people (not necessarily men) with big noses find it easier to breath while performing a common sexual act and are therefore somehow unconsciously recognised by women as being better at doing it than people with small noses - who would be continuously coming up for air and breaking the rhythm?
Shock Shock Shock

This is possibly the contribution I was waiting for all along!

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musicalfrog · 03/03/2021 15:58

faints

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AgentCooper · 03/03/2021 16:01

Oh me too. Billy fucking Zabka. Not Ralph Macchio.

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CovidKingfisher · 03/03/2021 16:02

Coming up for air 🤣😂🤣

Papergirl1968 · 03/03/2021 19:11

Rishi Sunak has a big nose, I realised tonight. Maybe that’s why (some) women call him Dishy Rishi? Smile

musicalfrog · 03/03/2021 20:07

I found another one. Tom Stourton from Horrible Histories. I know! But look at this. Nice lips too...

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