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Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!

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musicalfrog · 01/03/2021 23:45

Oh my gosh, if I meet a man with a big nose, even if he's not my usual type, likelihood is I'm in trouble! What is it about them?

Anyone else?

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musicalfrog · 02/03/2021 07:43

Hmm. Was hoping for some sexy big nose dreams last night but no such luck. Try again tonight!

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Milomonster · 02/03/2021 08:36

@NuttySlacker great response!! What about women with big conks.

I have a rather distinguished-looking nose and a man on a bus once complimented me on it.

NuttySlacker · 02/03/2021 08:42

Who nose knows @Milomonster but maybe it's similar? Big nose, big nostrils, lots of lovely oxygen coming in hence a fitter and healthier women and so the safer bet if looking for someone to make a baby with?

Big noses ARE very distinguished on both men and women.

Milomonster · 02/03/2021 08:52

@NuttySlacker I love that you have knowledge on this subject. Thank you. Why the fuck am I still single? I will make sure my beautiful conk stands out more on dating profiles. Flowers

ApocalypseNowt · 02/03/2021 08:56

I am very disappointed at the lack of photos on this thread.

TheLeadbetterLife · 02/03/2021 09:22

I’m jealous @RestlessMillennial, I would love a Roman nose. Mine is pretty boring and medium sized.

Other fantastic women with big noses: Barbra Streisand, Meryl Streep, Tamsin Greig, Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

Ritascornershop · 02/03/2021 14:40

Chris Noth

Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!
Ritascornershop · 02/03/2021 14:41

And no one can beat Pete Townshend’s nose, the early 70’s Townshend was really lovely (think he looks better with a beard).

Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!
Mydogisagentleman · 02/03/2021 15:22

Yes please.
Skinny baldy men with a big bugle.
My dream man

kooked · 02/03/2021 15:49

Totally read that as big bulge Grin

StuntCroissant · 02/03/2021 15:52

@kooked me too, feel much better about myself now!! 👃🏼👃🏼👃🏼😁

BrownEyedGirl80 · 02/03/2021 15:58

Julia Roberts has a big nose?

BearSoFair · 02/03/2021 16:16

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Lovely.

Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!
Shimmyshimmycocobop · 02/03/2021 16:23

Camille Cottin from Call my Agent has a big nose and is gorgeous.

I have a rather large one myself so am loving this thread.

SackofTurtles · 02/03/2021 16:25

@BrownEyedGirl80

Julia Roberts has a big nose?
Not, but it's more distinctive and acquiline than some of the little ski-jump ones on some female celebrities. I think it's a significant component of her good looks that makes her recognisable.
Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!
Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!
Shimmyshimmycocobop · 02/03/2021 16:27

Camille Cottin

Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!
musicalfrog · 02/03/2021 18:35

Here's the original and best. Oooh David! ❤️

Why do I find big noses such a turn on? Yet another crush!
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musicalfrog · 02/03/2021 18:36

Thanks for all the pics everyone. Has improved the thread no end!

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LampsOn · 02/03/2021 18:45

I totally get it! I married a man with a big nose. There is something about strong features and being able to pull them off.

LampsOn · 02/03/2021 18:46

(And by 'pull them off' I mean, look hot, not actually pull their noses off!)

apricotdreams · 02/03/2021 18:52

Rossy de palma has a big nose and I think she looks uber cool

Oblomov21 · 02/03/2021 18:57

I don't think any of the people mentioned have a big nose.

I don't like big noses. Big hooked noses are very ugly. Big bulbous noses as men get older and older aren't pleasant either.

SleepingStandingUp · 02/03/2021 19:00

It's all phallic isn't it? You see big nosez thing big willy

Milomonster · 02/03/2021 20:14

@SleepingStandingUp Grin yes! But if a woman has a big conk?

Wondermule · 02/03/2021 20:15

[quote Milomonster]@SleepingStandingUp Grin yes! But if a woman has a big conk?[/quote]
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