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Have we seen this house yet?

54 replies

Cocolapew · 22/02/2021 23:45

Its, um, interesting 😒
yikes

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WonkyCactus · 23/02/2021 01:37

Oh I'll just have a look on MN until I feel tired, I thought. Never sleeping now!

Whatsnewpussyhat · 23/02/2021 01:39

Not sure which is my favourite though. The one dressed in blue trying to stop the small doll jumping off the sideboard or Michelle Pfeiffer lookalike crouching to shit on a chicken. 😂😂

Wandavision · 23/02/2021 02:08

I really, really want someone to come on the thread and roll out the usual, 'don't be mean it's someone's much loved home'. 😆

CircleofWillis · 23/02/2021 02:29

@Wandavision

I really, really want someone to come on the thread and roll out the usual, 'don't be mean it's someone's much loved home'. 😆
I suspect the owner has no intention in leaving. They are going to live in the hidden bunker under the house and creep silently out at night to sniff your hair while you sleep.

Sweet dreams all!

MixedUpFiles · 23/02/2021 02:31

As-is doesn’t mean contents in the US, it just means you have to deal with any problems with the place you are buying. Very likely the bottom unit is rented out and the tenant didn’t want to clean for the Photos. I do wonder if the mannequins are the owner or another tenant.

AndeanMountainCat · 23/02/2021 02:45

Two words for those sluts:

SOCIAL DISTANCING

Deathraystare · 23/02/2021 07:17

I am not laughing, I am screaming!

Imagine yourself touring the place and coming across those mannikins!

Deathraystare · 23/02/2021 07:18

I suspect the owner has no intention in leaving. They are going to live in the hidden bunker under the house and creep silently out at night to sniff your hair while you sleep.

Jesus!!!!!

JaywickCaravanOfLust · 23/02/2021 07:26

Once Were Viewers...

ScrambledSmegs · 23/02/2021 08:22

Ah, the Herb Baumeister school of interior design.

Shock
Walkerbean16 · 23/02/2021 08:27

i saw this one last night

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/87485557#/

isitjustlockdown · 23/02/2021 08:29

[quote Walkerbean16]i saw this one last night

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/87485557#/[/quote]
Dead women in the corner of the room..... that'll make people bite our hand off for this one Grin

Bluntness100 · 23/02/2021 08:30

God that’s really creepy. I had to go in for a second look....

SlatternIsMyMiddleName · 23/02/2021 08:31

For those innocent souls who are giving the owner the benefit of the doubt regarding the mannequins, of course they are just modeling dresses - if you look at one of the photos you can see a mannequin posed in the floor with a rather ‘come hither’ look.

CuriousaboutSamphire · 23/02/2021 08:35

What is happening in picture 18, in the room at the back???

Ye gods!

Aebj · 23/02/2021 08:36

I liked @Walkerbean16 until I saw the dead body🙃
The other house. Well ummm , ummmm for the first time ever I’m speechless 🤦‍♀️

Labobo · 23/02/2021 08:38

Some threads should come with a warning. I can't unsee those taxidermied Miss Worlds in 1970s Evening Dress.

Clawdy · 23/02/2021 08:42

That Soho one is weirdly like an old Sophie Hannah book where a woman is up late at night, scrolling through houses for sale, and spots a dead body in one of the pics! When she goes to show it to her partner, the pic just shows an empty room......

fairydustandpixies · 23/02/2021 08:58

Wow! That took a turn quickly! Do you think they come with the house? 🤔

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/02/2021 09:02

Oh well, at least he wasn’t lonely.

3CCC · 23/02/2021 09:10

I'm another one who didn't realise it was two different properties. Reckon the second property belongs to someone who sells prom dresses. And wants a feee advert

Someone needs to fill out all the details on the website. The bottom part of the website says there's no parking or bathrooms when there clearly is.

I wonder if the two inhabitants get on with each other ?

BewareTheBeardedDragon · 23/02/2021 09:14

[quote Walkerbean16]i saw this one last night

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/87485557#/[/quote]
Wtaf?!? A joke? A bizarre art piece? The current renter who doesn't want to move? Someone who pissed off the photographer? So many questions...

JaywickCaravanOfLust · 23/02/2021 09:17

until I saw the dead body🙃

"They do it on purpose, Lynn."

theconstantinoplegardener · 23/02/2021 09:30

The body in the corner is really quite disturbing. I'm tempted to phone the estate agents and enquire...

Cocolapew · 23/02/2021 09:47

A thousand pounds a week!?Shock
Do you get the dead body included in the price?

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