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Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

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MagicSummer · 08/02/2021 19:15

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

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MagicSummer · 09/02/2021 09:58

Well, I am glad my thread has made some of you laugh! I had had a couple of glasses of wine which maybe made me slightly over-exuberant about him! However, in the cold light of day I do still find him attractive - sorry!

Also just googled Justin Trudeau - no thank you very much - not my type at all! I do like Dominic Raab though!

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DenisetheMenace · 09/02/2021 10:15

Roussette

Rishi Sunak has the physique of a 10 year old boy and his trousers are too short.“

🤣🤣🤣

DenisetheMenace · 09/02/2021 10:17

Benjispruce2

This is soooo funny!grin
Can’t decide if Keir Starmer is hot or not.“

Allow me to assist. Most definitely not. Unless an aged Max Headroom is your thing.

GreenlandTheMovie · 09/02/2021 10:20

Ed Balls and Keir Starmer give me the boak. Starmer's skin - what's going on there? It looks like it's been coated recently in melted leather. He's also putting on weight so I'd say he's got sluggish circulation and a low metabolic rate.

Balls is just old, fat and short and a prat.

Macron and Hancock for me. Also Williamson and Raab. I dont do fatties or wrinklies.

Imloosingmyshit · 09/02/2021 10:22

He looks like a smug worm.

BrightYellowDaffodil · 09/02/2021 11:08

Gavin Williamson...imagine if he wanted to TALK during it.

To be fair, there is something of the Frank Spencer about him, which is rather off-putting. Maybe I'd just never heard him speak before...

Tony Blair was very attractive

Tony Blair has never been attractive. In his earlier years he looked like the over-enthusiastic Head Boy that everyone found spectacularly irritating, and now he looks like a haunted portrait of himself.

Keepyourdistance000 · 09/02/2021 11:14

Andy Burnham is hot.

And Jacob Rees Mogg looks like he'd be into discipline Grin

PurpleDaisies · 09/02/2021 11:15

JRM looks like he’d snap in half if you went at it too enthusiastically. Which would he tricky given he’s about as attractive as a doorstop.

chillibeansauce · 09/02/2021 11:16

@PurpleDaisies

Charlie Brooker nailed it for me.

He’s like your older sister’s boyfriend with a car.

This ! Smile
Roussette · 09/02/2021 11:17

I rest my case Grin

Matt Hancock is gorgeous!
ILookAtTheFloor · 09/02/2021 11:26

Keir Starmer always looks greasy to me.

Shiny and greasy, overall slimey. Like he needs a good clarifying shampoo.

ILookAtTheFloor · 09/02/2021 11:28

I dont do fatties or wrinklies

GrinGrin

Sheepies · 09/02/2021 11:30

Has anyone mentioned Corbyn yet? He would likely be a giver.

Benjispruce2 · 09/02/2021 11:37

It’s a young Keir people!!!!!!!!

ZooeyS · 09/02/2021 11:39

Keir Starmer! He has SUCH a massive head (the one on his shoulders I mean).

Benjispruce2 · 09/02/2021 11:41

Young I say,young!

Jericha · 09/02/2021 11:42

He reminds me of simon from the inbetweeners

Benjispruce2 · 09/02/2021 11:44

Macron, yes I get it.

Benjispruce2 · 09/02/2021 11:45

But Trudeau (?)is the best international in my book.

MirandaWestsNewBFF · 09/02/2021 11:46

@PurpleDaisies

JRM looks like he’d snap in half if you went at it too enthusiastically. Which would he tricky given he’s about as attractive as a doorstop.
I suspect his cock looks like a witch’s finger
Iamagree · 09/02/2021 12:26

I strongly suggest checking out the French Health Minister, Olivier Véran. (He has the added advantage for a Health Minister of being an actual medical doctor too)

NewModelArmyMayhem18 · 09/02/2021 12:34

It would be interesting to see if they make up in power pheromones what they lack looks though. I suspect that if we spent time with any of them we may totally rewrite our 'fanciable' list.

Remember Margaret Thatcher and how many of her cabinet were reported to have the hots for her? It's difficult to imagine from the outside...

NewModelArmyMayhem18 · 09/02/2021 12:35

On the subject of Trudeau Jnr, wasn't it on another thread that someone suggested he's really Fidel Castro's son?

ConeHat · 09/02/2021 12:39

Tony Blair and Corbyn? No, just no.

greybluegreen · 09/02/2021 12:57

@ConeHat

Tony Blair and Corbyn? No, just no.
What in a threesome? What fresh hell is this. I need to hide this thread, it's the stuff of nightmares.