Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

[MagicSummer]

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

@Sittinbythetree

I have just carried some research and I’m sorry to report that the french health minister rather benefits from wearing a mask. His lovely arms appear to be the best bit.

He can keep his mask on ;)

Mind you I find him even sans mask more than passable!

@CathyorClaire probably same face he would pull if he was going down on you.

Imagine that looking at you from between your thighs.

@clockstopper I’m dying 😂😂😂

I remember years ago staying up to watch the election results the year Tony Blair got in. I knew it was time to go to sleep when I started fancying the candidates. Sleep deprived hallucinations was all it was.

Andy Burnham has nice eyes but I don’t fancy him. Can’t think of a single one who does it for me, to be honest.

I’ve heard rumours that he’s got a big cock.

I find him very attractive too. Not sure why all the rude comments here to be honest.

It’s happened to me too OP.

I’ve been having (lots of!) Matt Hancock sex dreams since the first lockdown.

I’m embarrassed to admit it but I genuinely think he might be the most attractive man I’ve ever seen

Did we not have exactly this thread a couple of days ago, has my MN app had a wobbly and just reposted it?

I'm hoping this is the right thread to confess that I have developed a sudden, eerie crush on Jeremy Hunt. I LOATHE him and cackled loudly that time his surname was mispronounced on the radio. But around the time he started disagreeing with the government and saying things I found myself agreeing with, I started to find him irresistible. I feel dirty and ashamed. But I would 100% do him (and then hate myself afterwards).
Any port in a storm, I suppose.

@ItisLikethis

I can't think of one politician who could be viewed universally as being good looking.

What about Justin Trudeau?

Back off @Beyondfedupnow Dominic Raab is mine !

I’m embarrassed to admit it but I genuinely think he might be the most attractive man I’ve ever seen

WHAT?

Having a sneaky crush on someone who's not a mainstream hunk is one thing. Thinking Matt Hancock, MATT HANCOCK, is one of the most attractive men you've ever seen is bewildering. And yes, beauty is subjective blah blah blah but I'm still bewildered by such a statement.

In fact I would not be one bit surprised if they had some 20-something social media whiz, an Annabelle or Hugo, planting these threads hinting at these dreary and whey faced politicians having massive knobs and being objects of sexual infatuation for middle aged British women.

If we ever needed proof that lockdown has had a negative effect on peoples logic the title of this thread is that proof 😆

ooh no. However I knew him at sixth form and he was not bad back then. Some of my friends fancied him I think but I def did not.

And I’m really impressed how many of you have agreed with OP 😀

Can't even read the thread. Just no. Did you see him crying?

@Biscoffaddict

I’ve heard rumours that he’s got a big cock.

I think you may have misheard someone saying he is a big cock.

@RhubarbTea

I'm hoping this is the right thread to confess that I have developed a sudden, eerie crush on Jeremy Hunt. I LOATHE him and cackled loudly that time his surname was mispronounced on the radio. But around the time he started disagreeing with the government and saying things I found myself agreeing with, I started to find him irresistible. I feel dirty and ashamed. But I would 100% do him (and then hate myself afterwards). Any port in a storm, I suppose.

I have met JH a few times. He is very, very good looking in real life. But very tall to.

u fucking tory cuntbhr qew nfcvgradbunmyiou.'

@WilsonMilson

I think lockdown is really having an effect on our collective mental health.

I’ve now got images of MH folding his pants pre sex and getting flustered because he doesn’t know what he’s doing, apologising and then crying.

Simultaneously I also have images of BoJo naked except for socks, banging away, belly and hair swinging in the air, waffling something about a fine filly whilst arse slapping merrily.

I’m not sure what’s worse, I feel disturbed by my own imagination.

All I can say is, thank fuck no one has brought up Michael Gove.

I'm crying with laughter here - funniest thread I've read in ages!

@Artichokepiglet

It’s happened to me too OP.

I’ve been having (lots of!) Matt Hancock sex dreams since the first lockdown.

I’m embarrassed to admit it but I genuinely think he might be the most attractive man I’ve ever seen

Are you his mum? Is your google broken?

Biscoffaddict
I’ve heard rumours that he’s got a big cock.

I think you may have misheard someone saying he is a big cock.

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🤣

Just leaving this here on case anyone needs to be snapped out of it
twitter.com/Emcharlotte10/status/1341334691035623425?s=19

@Artichokepiglet I’m embarrassed to admit it but I genuinely think he might be the most attractive man I’ve ever seen blush

Hancock's the reason they needed to add 'space' to the public health message.

@mummyracoon

u fucking tory cuntbhr qew nfcvgradbunmyiou.'

You ok hun?

In fact I would not be one bit surprised if they had some 20-something social media whiz, an Annabelle or Hugo, planting these threads hinting at these dreary and whey faced politicians having massive knobs and being objects of sexual infatuation for middle aged British women.

My son is studying politics. I keep telling him there are other jobs apart from.being a MP. Planting posts on MN about the size of Goves cock might be a apprentice idea?