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I'm afraid I'm very, very drunk

75 replies

purrswhileheeats · 06/02/2021 23:55

Who remembers the Fast Show?

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Sacreblue · 07/02/2021 00:19

Go on Toby!

(But mostly the bongos at the jazz club)

tummyaches · 07/02/2021 00:19

Nice 👌🏻

Fckingfuming · 07/02/2021 00:19

Also, 'What did I say Roy?' 😂

Original poster
purrswhileheeats · 07/02/2021 00:21

@Fckingfuming

Also, 'What did I say Roy?' 😂
They're all poofs and lezzies Grin
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DumplingsAndStew · 07/02/2021 00:21

If you like peas, and you like cheese, you might like CHEESEY PEAS!

Wickstead · 07/02/2021 00:22

Gordon Banks in Goal....

Fckingfuming · 07/02/2021 00:23

'The blackness! The end! Where are we sleeping tonight, Mother? In Father's Grave!'

HenriettaHeffalump · 07/02/2021 00:25

@Wickstead

Gordon Banks in Goal....
Jumpers for goalposts
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purrswhileheeats · 07/02/2021 00:29

Squeezy cheesey peas!!

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LApprentiSorcier · 07/02/2021 00:36

Even better than that ... I got some triangular bread, crisps shaped like radiators and a chainsaw!

he'd been down Lidl's aisle of wonder, obviously

Fckingfuming · 07/02/2021 00:36

'Heey! My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do.' 🤣

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purrswhileheeats · 07/02/2021 00:45

Bob Fleming here 🤧

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LouNatics · 07/02/2021 00:49

Bob Phlegming ....

Whatrhymeswithorange · 07/02/2021 00:50

Which was nice....

DaughterX · 07/02/2021 00:52

I still say 'just a tiny amount' whenever appropriate.

RedWhineandgo · 07/02/2021 00:53

COUGH. that's got it. COUGH. PHLEGM

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 07/02/2021 01:00

Black. It's all BLACK

Johnny....

Original poster
purrswhileheeats · 07/02/2021 01:04

Black!

Anyone fancy a pint?

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DumplingsAndStew · 07/02/2021 01:06

We're from the Isle of Man

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 07/02/2021 01:08

Let's off-road

BarryTheChopper · 07/02/2021 01:08

I am the mushroom God!

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purrswhileheeats · 07/02/2021 01:10

Bono Estente

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MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 07/02/2021 01:11

Sadly these days I probably do require 6 hours in make up 😭😂

BendyLikeBeckham · 07/02/2021 01:11

I love Paul Whitehouse!

The one with Charlie Hudson as the Lord of the Manor clearly in unrequited love for his old farm hand.

"Just got to see to the drainage in't bottom field."

BendyLikeBeckham · 07/02/2021 01:12

Higson* ffs