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JorisBonson · 23/11/2020 17:22

DH on a long shift today, not home until about 8. Being the dutiful working from home wife I am, dinner has been in the slow cooker all day so he has a hot meal ready when he gets home.

After smelling it all day and feeling under the weather, I don't want it and I've ordered myself Chinese to perk myself up.

Would I be totally unreasonable to scoff the lot (washed down with a bucket of wine), hide the evidence, and then proclaim how delicious the Spanish chicken stew was?

(Lighthearted, obvs).

HebeMumsnet · 23/11/2020 20:45

Wait, wait! I know the answer to this one... I'm good at this shit.

"Evening, DH. Hard day? You poor thing. Don't worry, I've got a Chinese for us dinner. Only half of it arrived so I've bunged some rice on. And you're going to be SO pleased with me... I decided to do a bulk cook up and I've done a Spanish chicken stew for the freezer today, too. I've been SO bloody productive. Now, pass the wine and then you sit down and take the weight off. By the way, we need more red. I put a bottle of Montepulciano in that stew. Should be delicvious."

I think that covers everything.

HebeMumsnet · 23/11/2020 20:47

Oh knickers. Just RTFT and I'm too late. Ah well. All sorted for next time.

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