Property porn

[KedsAndTubeSocks]

I've obviously spent too much time looking at houses I can't afford, as my Facebook keeps suggesting more. Here's a couple of beautiful ones I definitely can't afford!

search.savills.com/property-detail/gbedrseds100218

www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/property-82799195.html

Just put the ponies out to grass @Cherrysoup then grab Rupert by his jodhpurs into the kitchen for a hearty venison casserole with a good glass or two of Claret.

For afters, retire to recline on the snuggly rug in front of the roaring fire.
Ooer! Where’s my chequebook!

Tranent (near the castle) isn’t a very nice place.