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Have M&S gone all pornified or is it my dirty mind?

49 replies

GroundAlmonds · 30/10/2020 13:21

???Confused

Have M&S gone all pornified or is it my dirty mind?
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ShellsAndSunrises · 30/10/2020 13:23
Grin

They’ve always done some... interesting? Food photos every once in a while. Like the Valentine’s Day sausage. It gets them social media shares which presumably they feel they can convert into people buying.

elQuintoConyo · 30/10/2020 13:25

An orgy of food!

itsafig · 30/10/2020 13:26

Just some light prawnography 🦞

GroundAlmonds · 30/10/2020 13:29

@itsafig

Just some light prawnography 🦞
Grin
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EweSurname · 30/10/2020 13:29

Ooh it’s made me come over all clammy

Modestandatinybitsexy · 30/10/2020 13:29

@itsafig

Just some light prawnography 🦞
Grin
GroundAlmonds · 30/10/2020 13:30

They’ve always done some... interesting? Food photos every once in a while. Like the Valentine’s Day sausage.

Missed that! Shock

It would be a mistake to google it, wouldn’t it?

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Whatsnewpussyhat · 30/10/2020 13:31

Crying at prawnography 😂😂👏

Georgeoftheinternet · 30/10/2020 13:50

What’s it supposed to be? I can’t see it being naughty

thosetalesofunexpected · 30/10/2020 13:51

Ow matron ! what a right Carry on with M+S at mo ! 😊
mmm look like someone from M+S has got inspiration from Ann summers party ..

Dogsaresomucheasier · 30/10/2020 13:53

I feel I’m missing something...

Dogsaresomucheasier · 30/10/2020 13:53

Prawnography is inspired though

ShirleyPhallus · 30/10/2020 13:54

Would be good for romancing your gill-friend

LilacPebbles · 30/10/2020 14:02

I don't get it. Is it the extra sauce? (I'll see myself out)

Littleposh · 30/10/2020 14:06

@itsafig

Just some light prawnography 🦞
Best reply I've ever seen on here!!
GroundAlmonds · 30/10/2020 14:14

@Georgeoftheinternet and @Dogsaresomucheasier you clearly have much puree minds than the rest of us Blush

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GroundAlmonds · 30/10/2020 14:14

Purer! Not puréed minds. Confused

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LiveFatsDieYoGnu · 30/10/2020 14:23

I saw the title and immediately thought of the Valentine's Day 'love sausage'.

JingsMahBucket · 30/10/2020 14:25

I also don't see it. What are we missing??

gamerchick · 30/10/2020 14:27

50 quid?!! Christ!

BearSoFair · 30/10/2020 14:27

Oh it's definitely a bit...suggestive isn't it Grin

GroundAlmonds · 30/10/2020 14:28

Well it’s all a bit phallic, and I can see a definite glans in there. Not to mention the crab pudenda...

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GroundAlmonds · 30/10/2020 14:29

Thank you @BearSoFair I was beginning to feel we were outnumbered. Smile

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Ingridla · 30/10/2020 15:02

No, it's just your dirty mind!

coconuttyhead · 30/10/2020 15:04

I’ve been single for far too long...ashamed that I can’t see anything.