Have M&S gone all pornified or is it my dirty mind?

[GroundAlmonds]

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Crab pubenda isn’t a phrase I ever needed to see (sea) /hear 🦀

@itsafig

Just some light prawnography 🦞

Gold for that!

I think whilst the thread was won very early on by @itsafig with "prawnography", we also need to acknowledge "I've come over all clammy" by @EweSurname and indeed the OP's own "crab pudenda".

Credit where credit is due. Although I feel inadequate now that I don't have my own fishy entendre to share.

Just read they have name changed.
S&M

I'm not feeling it for that one @Sunnydaysstillhere but well done for getting the spirit.

I still love the 'putting the D in bread' adverts 😂

It would be better if they had dribbled that creamy sauce over the crab!

I am astonished at people not seeing it.

For those who can't: lady parts in the middle, gentlemen's parts pointing at it from both sides.

Prawnography. Brilliant.

@itsafig

Just some light prawnography 🦞

Brilliant!

@EweSurname

Ooh it’s made me come over all clammy

Thanks for the laugh, it's been a shite day.

I see it too!

I’m surprised the lobster isn’t wearing a bisque.

While flexing its love mussel.

😂😂😂

It’s all just a bit of naughty(cal) fun!

Well I posted about this from M&S a few weeks back.

Maybe they are trying to shake things up?

@DishingOutDone

I think whilst the thread was won very early on by *@itsafig with "prawnography", we also need to acknowledge "I've come over all clammy" by @EweSurname* and indeed the OP's own "crab pudenda".

Credit where credit is due. Although I feel inadequate now that I don't have my own fishy entendre to share.

Too kind.

@Someonesayroadtrip

Well I posted about this from M&S a few weeks back.

Maybe they are trying to shake things up?

Is it a three way Marks, Ann Summers &JKR collaboration from hell ?

Aw! I got beaten to the wand sex toy.

I’m saying nothing.

Sorry, there is something a bit phallic about the crab claws, but I’ve never met anyone with lady bits that look like the dressed body of a crab. The canapés in Ali G the movie, that is how you do lady bits!

My DH just said "what?" When I showed him. I've clearly got a brain that sees soft prawn too easily

@beautifulnorth

My DH just said "what?" When I showed him. I've clearly got a brain that sees soft prawn too easily

Soft prawn.