This is beyond surreal now!
This has to be some sort of experimental performance art thing, where they’re attempting to explore the boundaries and intersections between celebrity culture, popular media, and online culture.
Because it can’t be real. None of this can be real. Who the fuck tells the lawnmower delivery man that he got caught with his pants down, then compounds it with a publicly visible, sweary review?
I don’t know what’s real anymore!!!!! 🤯