What do you look like

[NancyBotwinBloom]

There was a thread last year about what people imagined people to look like

I was under a different username then and I got one absolutely spot on - the username said so.

It was a really good laugh.

Can we have another one please?

I will start.

What do you think I look like 👍🏻

Sorry @ifiwasascent

@ifiwasascent tall, brown eyes, hair dyed pink, you like rugby because the men are sexier than in football and your favourite food is Greek. Slippers shaped like bunnies.

@WinWinnieTheWay thanks for trying but unfortunately way off!

@vampirethriller closer! Slippers shaped as unicorns. Prefer rugby guys than footballers and do have brown eyes tho!

Ha ha! These are great! Are people just going off the usernames or doing a bit of spying? Please will someone do me? Then I'll give it a go. Feeling my psychic vives coming on...

@FrenchtoEnglish

Petite. Dark brown hair. Blue eyes.

Oh and a beret!

Anyone want to take a guess for me? This is fun!

@MasksGlovesSoapScrubs

Anyone want to take a guess for me? This is fun!

Hmmmm

Dark blonde hair, fairly tall. Green eyes. Nice shoes and you love fluffy jumpers and beach walks.

@MasksGlovesSoapScrubs

NHS worker. Blonde hair tied back. Has your own special mug at work with a funny message.

I'm tall, very overweight, blonde, brown eyes. I need a béret though!

@PolkadotGiraffe You're a red head, dyed, tall, pale skin, freckles, vintage clothes, two boys, boho, London, work in arts.

Do me!

Philly I’m imagining like 5,2 with a great smile?

An inch taller lol

[quote FrenchtoEnglish]@PolkadotGiraffe You're a red head, dyed, tall, pale skin, freckles, vintage clothes, two boys, boho, London, work in arts.[/quote]
No red hair or freckles. But otherwise pretty close!

And you definitely need a beret.

Dark blonde hair, fairly tall. Green eyes. Nice shoes and you love fluffy jumpers and beach walks.

Right except the blonde hair and being tall. I'm only 5"2 .

NHS worker. Blonde hair tied back. Has your own special mug at work with a funny message.

Oddly you're right just not about the blonde hair

I forgot to clarify what I actually look like! Blonde hair down to the middle of my back, almost 5'5 (by which I mean 5'4.75), slim but not exactly "womanly", single and childless, wonky ribs and hips and collarbone (back problems), tries to dress well on a weekday.

Yay @motorcyclenumptiness glad I was close! someone do me now?

Oh someone do me!!!

@LemonPeonies

Warm brown, shoulder length hair. You keep it neat and tidy.
Slight freckles.
Hazel eyes.
You have two kids - girl and boy. Boy has red, curly hair.
You have a dog. A brown Labrador called Sally.
You have an allergy to pollen and bread.

@BobsYerUnclee

Scottish
35
Auburn curly hair, 5ft 3. Friendly face.
No kids but you love your nieces and nephews.
A bit nuts, in a good way. You like cooking and shopping.

Am I close?!

@HundredYearOldMan quite close
I'm 29. Dark brown, straight hair and 5ft 1.
Have 3 children and love my nephews and nieces greatly!
I would say I've a friendly face. People gravitate towards me (fuck knows why though). I'm most definitely a bit nuts!!
I do love to shop and cook.

@HundredYearOldMan

Oh, and most definitely Scottish. I couldn't run away from my roots if I tried!

Do me?
I’ll start you off, I’m a bloke...