What do you look like

[NancyBotwinBloom]

There was a thread last year about what people imagined people to look like

I was under a different username then and I got one absolutely spot on - the username said so.

It was a really good laugh.

Can we have another one please?

I will start.

What do you think I look like 👍🏻

@shesgonebatshitagain

Brown hair

Brown eyes

Slim build.

Loves a bloody good swear!

[quote WutheredOut]@shesgonebatshitagain it’s the name Nancy and the word bloom isn’t it!

I think you are
Tall
Thin
Crazy curly hair
Have four children
And a lurcher
You live in a older house with a tidy front garden and in the back garden is full of toys and random shite
You work in an office but wish you could change your job to fit in better with your lifestyle
And obviously You’re batshit 😜[/quote]
I am tall
My hair is long and dark and wavy but not curly
I was once thin but have rounded out a little
Sadly I’m not 38
I have three kids and far too many pets
I did use to live in an gorgeous older house but not a run of the mill semi though the garden is correct
I don’t work at the moment i am going back when youngest turns three and am now on my own with them

According to my eldest child I look like Maleficent He’s booked in for an
Urgent eye test
I am definitely batshit

So quite good!

[quote MrsVeryTired]@shesgonebatshitagain red/auburn short cropped hair, glasses, quite funky dress sense with maybe doc marten boots. Nose piercing.[/quote]
No
I do have d m boots though !

[quote Pulloutbed]@shesgonebatshitagain

Brown hair

Brown eyes

Slim build.

Loves a bloody good swear![/quote]
Loves a good swear

@shesgonebatshitagain quite wrong otherwise, x-posted with your description of yourself

@Echobelly
Deffo blonde
Small
Rock chick
Middle aged
Has three kids

I think @Echobelly is small and petite with dark hair, wears lots of black, 2 children.

Im more of an oil spill than an oil painting

@MrsVeryTired
Black hair.
Tall
4 kids
Husband could do more and is punching above his weight

Haha @NancyBotwinBloom have we met?
Only 1 kid though

Like a bus reversed repeatedly over a meat and potato pie

Haha 😆 I don't think so. Funny when you get it right though

@motorcyclenumptiness

Funny 😄

I bet your average height with brown hair and likes jeans and dm's with statement T-shirt's.

Far better looking than you think and a lot funnier than you let on till you know people.

Boss eyelashes.

@motorcyclenumptiness dark blonde, medium height and build. Soft skin. Black coffee. Late 30's.

@MrsVeryTired
Average height, slim, dark blonde hair, shoulder length, blue eyes.
35ish
2 young children
Busy job.
Enjoys sleep and time on her own.

Sorry, crossed several posts.

@shesgonebatshitagain
@NancyBotwinBloom
I'm 40
5'2
Slightly overweight
Long brown hair
Blue eyes
2 kids
Bad cook
I do like ankle boots and coatigans
Never played chess
What's Brexit?
Love all things woo

Suckmuckduck

I think you are 5'1, average shape, short brown hair, 2 boys, early 30s.

@Suckmuckduck

36
Small and petite
Blonde crop
Blue eyes
1 small DC
Small business owner- crafts or art based.
Lives in a small village
Goes to the village pub regularly for quiz night
Lots of friends

God @Spied

I couldn't be more wrong if I tried!

[quote Spied]@shesgonebatshitagain
@NancyBotwinBloom
I'm 40
5'2
Slightly overweight
Long brown hair
Blue eyes
2 kids
Bad cook
I do like ankle boots and coatigans
Never played chess
What's Brexit?
Love all things woo[/quote]
I hit the Bullseye then ......

I need some coatigans
Shuffles off to look online

*Suckmuckduck
*
5ft 6ins
Dark blonde shoulder length hair
Average height
Arm tattoos
Wicked sense of humour
Likes dominos
Hates floral patterns

@MrsVeryTired - I actually never wear black as although I look great in it, I feel a bit boring; I wear a lot of colour

I am an ex-raver and also ex-indie kid.

[quote MrsVeryTired]@shesgonebatshitagain quite wrong otherwise, x-posted with your description of yourself [/quote]
I’ve just got one spectacularly wrong apart form coatigans. 😂