Post a Lie about yourself

[AmbsPhillps]

I will start

I have 6 cats.

I have a twin brother

I HATE horse riding, reading and baking.

I'm 7 feet tall and made of metal. Bow to me, meat sacks!

I tell the funniest jokes.

I'm brilliant at reversing.

I can cope. And I'm not crying at the moment.

I like throwing custard creams on tables

After I finish breastfeeding my tits will spring back to the way they were!

I have a fat arse and small tits.

I'm happy

I'm currently hosting a dinner party of 12 guests tonight. About to open the port.

I like raisins

I'm currently wearing thigh high boots, stockings and suspenders, whip in hand walking a fat man around the bedroom in leather pants and on a dog lead.

I agreed not to say that the PP was entertaining a new presenter on a well known tv programme.

I am asleep

( wishful thinking)

I'm a Victoria Secret angel (on furlough)

I am not on Mumsnet.

I love my job.

I am completely over the FWB that ghosted me 3 weeks ago.

The number of “bed friends” l have had is in single figures.

My arms are 300 metres long and made of shit.

I am completely 'over' my Ex

I adore myself