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Post a Lie about yourself

73 replies

AmbsPhillps · 22/09/2020 19:52

I will start

I have 6 cats.

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Frownette · 22/09/2020 20:47

@0blio

Oops, posted too soon! Grin I'm 25 and size 8
I thought "I'm" was a short start!
LongPauseNoAnswer · 22/09/2020 20:49

I haven’t aged. I’m forever 21 (not the shop)

pinkbowl · 22/09/2020 20:50

I always pick up the dogs poo.

amiw · 22/09/2020 20:58

I always know what I am doing. Always

boredboredboredboredbored · 22/09/2020 21:10

I LOVE work

catsareme14 · 22/09/2020 21:31

I haven't had a glass of wine in weeks .

Serena1977 · 22/09/2020 21:46

My best friend is Catherine Cambridge.

Kpo58 · 22/09/2020 21:59

I enjoy writing stories.

FallonsTeaRoom · 22/09/2020 22:06

I don't drink. Or eat chocolate.

Mollypolly2610 · 23/09/2020 01:15

I’ve lost so much weight during lockdown as I haven’t even sniffed a gin or snacked at all

I am slim with wonderful hair and have reversed my age so I am now 46!

LomasLongstrider · 23/09/2020 01:20

I think crisps are disgusting.

redlockscelt · 23/09/2020 01:24

I'm a popular person who everybody likes

Anordinarymum · 23/09/2020 01:25

I can do backflips

janetmendoza · 23/09/2020 01:27

I take stressful matters in my stride

JaneJeffer · 23/09/2020 01:29

I love going to bed early.

Susannahmoody · 23/09/2020 01:31

My French is amazing

Tillygetsit · 23/09/2020 03:37

I find Jason Mamoa hideous and would immediately kick him out of bed.

utterlynutty · 23/09/2020 03:54

I go for a 5 mile run every day before breakfast.

notsodimwit · 23/09/2020 04:57

I really love my job! And my boss is the loveliest sweetest lady I know! Can't wait for each working day to begin 😭 I definitely don't need the money either!

Gingerkittykat · 23/09/2020 05:25

I have a six pack.

fairydustandpixies · 23/09/2020 05:54

I can touch my toes.

OverTheRainbow88 · 23/09/2020 06:13

I like Boris

PontiusPilates · 23/09/2020 06:15

My tits are MASSIVE.

AuntieMarys · 23/09/2020 06:17

I still love my first husband

Wincarnis · 23/09/2020 06:25

I won the lottery