Help me get rid of this woman

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Shes driving me bananas and she’s invading my life.
She’s there- ALL THE TIME.
She’s wearing a green top, she has long hair.
I don’t know who she is but every thread I go on she’s on it, her bloody face there again.
Then she pops up in another little box at the bottom of the screen so I have to doubly look at her.
Does anyone else see her?
Please tell me how to make her disappear, she’s putting me off using Mumsnet.

Or Wow, even

Yes, there's a close option, super. Then she pops up again and again on each new scroll/page. Zero fun! Is a silent woman in a tiny corner movie going to make me buy something? Nope.

I'm not getting her but I suspect she would be preferable to this monstrosity that I Keep getting .

Oh wow, that’s erm something. I take it all back annoying lady with the long hair and green top, you can stay! Just don’t give me the scary clown boy.

I think it is going to haunt me until somebody buys the thing.

I get the golden butt plug spinner all the time.

I used to see that one and I always wondered WTF it is. Too scared to google it. Butt plug seems plausible.

I just get the tooth implants one, all the time. Page after page, thread after thread.

Don't know what it's trying to tell me.

Funny enough I had the very same with two different flipping ads in MM. I thought of leaving the site. They have not appeared today yet. If they are not gone, I will leave because it is a real pain. Mine was an stupid chocolate dessert, and another the woman in green. It in so invading that whatever they sell, I do not want it! Never!

I keep seeing a woman now but in a mustard jumper.

It’s all very mumsy and frumpy.
I’d be a bit more accommodating if she was trying out Chanel lippies and smoking a fag or something. As it is these women keep me the shudders. Like looking into a terrible mirror of how life will end up if I hang out on mumsnet too long

@Therollockingrogue Can definitely relate to that. I don’t care what she’s advertising, if it makes me like her I don’t want it.
I’m still in the wearing short shorts phase of my life. I tell my kids if I come downstairs in a flowery Kelly Brook style floaty dress one day, be very worried cos I’ve lost my mind.

This green top woman is putting me off mumsnet lol.
I'll try ad blocking as suggested.

I continue to be stalked by the hideous clown and now he has acquired a friend.

That's horridmsbevy one's bad enough!

The friend has disappeared now. Someone must have bought him, or maybe my stalker has bumped him off.

I'm so tired of the plump plain lass going on about baby monitors