Silly revenge pranks on neighbours?

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We're moving into our new home next month and the neighbours here moved in nearly two years ago they have made our life hell since. Rang social service twice rang the police a good 5 times during lockdown saying we was abusing the kids. OH lost it with her and knocked the door and she was shaking waving her finger in his face saying your abusing them kids!!

Very odd couple he's young and she looks old they have had lots of swinging parties going on until early hours of the morning. Some of the things we have heard still give us nightmares.

Harmless but funny pranks we want to keep her entertained for the next month

How about you act like adults and move on instead?

Don't bring trouble to your own door.

How do you know it was them that rang the social services on you?

They sound horrible but I wonder why they even suggested you abuse your kids!!
We had problems with our old neighbours keep parking in our bay my dh wanted revenge but I think the biggest revenge is to move on and be happy. Go be happy and don’t look back.

Perhaps they were reporting your abuse of grammar.

What about knocking on their front door and running away and hiding? We used to do this when we were eight or nine and thought it was really funny.
Do you do a paper round? If so give them the wrong paper.
Cycle past their house and ring your bell a lot.
Go round to their house and say you've lost your football in their garden, ask if you can go in and look for it.
Pretend you're Carol singers (in August!!!)

Why do they think you're abusing your kids? What did the police do when they came round? They would have talked to them afterwards.

pranking your neighbours because of their concern for your children, rightly or wrongly... that makes you the dickhead.

I would never be so juvenile as to recommend revenge pranks. Plus there’s quite the buffet of suggestions available online, some very dark and others involving products like Liquid Ass. Don’t believe them when they say it doesn’t work in the open air.

Rang social service twice rang the police a good 5 times during lockdown saying we was abusing the kids

How do you know it was those neighbours?

You sound about 6, talking of pranks. Grow up. I wonder what the neighbours’ side of this would be.

It would be so childish to get revenge, like hide prawns in their flowers/bushes as they would smell and attract foxes...

And yet, you think they are odd?
Grow up.
I'd be more concerned that they were OK if the reports were unjustified

Please grow up. If you have children then you're setting an appalling example to them.

Perhaps they were reporting your abuse of grammar

^^This

Grow up. You're being ridiculous.

I can see this getting deleted in a sort time.

0/10 for trolling though, no adults should act like petty children.

Someone's been on the

Maybe them reporting you for child abuse was their idea of a hilarious neighbour prank?

I’d leave it right until the last moment until you do these pranks...

So glad you're not my neighbour

Arrived home today with my mum as she was watching the kids while me and OH went to the tip.

Police arrived within15 minutes apparently she seen me Wack the kids whilst we was getting out off the car.

Counting down the days until we move I really have had enough.

She has also made another report to social services as I received another call yesterday.

Can you put a complaint in with the Police and Social services that she's harrassing you?
Surely if they have been called that many times they already know it's all unfounded.

So you're not moving in until August but they've already done X Y Z?

Do grow up...

I have a neighbour I absolutely hate. We have had several run ins with him. He thinks he is a total hard man, and my landlord or something (I own my house). Don't want to give too much detail, but I have a feeling he's about to steal a bit of council land that runs round the side of our property. He's already told dp it belongs to him and we should keep off it. All the other residents in the street and the visitors to the street are fine to go on it though 🙄. If he does, I'm going to report him straight to the council. I actually can't wait. Theme thought of it is making me far too excited 😂