Silly revenge pranks on neighbours?

[isthisyearoveryet]

We're moving into our new home next month and the neighbours here moved in nearly two years ago they have made our life hell since. Rang social service twice rang the police a good 5 times during lockdown saying we was abusing the kids. OH lost it with her and knocked the door and she was shaking waving her finger in his face saying your abusing them kids!!

Very odd couple he's young and she looks old they have had lots of swinging parties going on until early hours of the morning. Some of the things we have heard still give us nightmares.

Harmless but funny pranks we want to keep her entertained for the next month

Ok I should have read the op, not just the title.

How odd

One thing I used to do with people I didn’t like was sign them up for catalogues or other junk mail under amusing names. They get junk in the mail but you can also say nastyish things in the names. Most companies don’t check the names and you can probably sign up for lots of things like free trials etc online nowadays. Use names like “Ura Tosser” or “Belle End” etc

Bloody hell. Roll on return to school where all you pranksters belong.

Can you find out where they work?

Post anonymous google reviews about their workplaces/businesses, giving one star and mentioning them personally as being very rude/ unhelpful. Might even get them fired!

@WitchesGlove

Can you find out where they work?

Post anonymous google reviews about their workplaces/businesses, giving one star and mentioning them personally as being very rude/ unhelpful. Might even get them fired!

Something very odd about this post.

@Iminaglasscaseofemotion

I have a neighbour I absolutely hate. We have had several run ins with him. He thinks he is a total hard man, and my landlord or something (I own my house). Don't want to give too much detail, but I have a feeling he's about to steal a bit of council land that runs round the side of our property. He's already told dp it belongs to him and we should keep off it. All the other residents in the street and the visitors to the street are fine to go on it though 🙄. If he does, I'm going to report him straight to the council. I actually can't wait. Theme thought of it is making me far too excited 😂

You May be able to legitimately buy that land for yourself you know?

Our council has allowed some homeowners to buy small patches of land next to their houses for a nominal sum. They were quite small and not big enough to play on anything (like 6 people could have a picnic on it but not much else).

It wasn’t advertised for sale but one house sold and the new owners contacted the council and asked if they could have it, council said yes for £500 and we’re thrilled to no longer have to go out and mow it.

After that another home owner bought a similar useless patch next to their house for the same.

Imagine your neighbours fury if you bought your bit and then moved your fences out to add it to your garden?! I’d find whatever money it took to buy it if a) it increased my property and b) stopped a neighbour from land grabbing it

@Aquamarine1029

Perhaps they were reporting your abuse of grammar.

😂😂😂

@isthisyearoverit

Arrived home today with my mum as she was watching the kids while me and OH went to the tip.

Police arrived within15 minutes apparently she seen me Wack the kids whilst we was getting out off the car.

Counting down the days until we move I really have had enough.

She has also made another report to social services as I received another call yesterday.

Name change fail OP?

Haha ignore me - OP posts not showing as coloured?!

@ChelseaCat

Haha ignore me - OP posts not showing as coloured?!

No they are different names, but very similar.

Isn't physical punishment illegal yet? I don't mean that 'reasonable force' crap.