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Home learning: The White Rose Maths man. Is it just me? (lighthearted... a bit)

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HebeMumsnet · 15/07/2020 20:57

Long-time lurker, first-time thread-starter (pom bears, T-Rexing, fatballs, MNHQ etc. Ahem). Just wanted to start a thread here because I don't think anyone else will understand.

I'll just come out and say it: I am really going to miss the White Rose Maths man.

Two primary-age DCs, been doing daily White Rose Maths videos the school have sent home with them since mid March. Sometimes I've engaged, sometimes he's just been there in the background with his voice like honey, and his cheery, reassuring tones... 'Hello again. Counting in fives today.' 'Hello again... area and perimeter today!' But he's always BEEN there, through the flour not coming, through the rainy days, through the swingball taking three weeks to arrive...

I'm going to the ritual of the Flashback Four. I already feel adrift without my daily dose of 'Pause the video and have a go yourself... did you get them all?' Yes, White Rose Maths Man, I did.

It's not just a lockdown crush before you all tell me to 'Leave The (poor) Bastard (alone, FGS)'. I think it's like when people fall in love with their therapist. White Rose Maths Guy has seen me through some tough weeks.

Can anyone relate? And is there anything about home learning you will miss? (Don't all rush at once.)

No haters please. This is a safe space in which to share your admiration for White Rose Maths Man and others like him. ;-)

PS I considered an AIBU but didn't think I could bear to put White Rose Maths Man to the vote. Too painful.

HebeMumsnet · 15/07/2020 21:03

Baboutheocelot Where is the accent from? I love it! It sounds sort of Midlands but I can't place it.

HebeMumsnet · 15/07/2020 21:04

Checking out Sal from Khan Academy for the hols now...

HebeMumsnet · 15/07/2020 21:06

@Baboutheocelot

I assumed he is from Lancashire/Yorkshire.
Aahh... yes that makes sense. It's a lovely accent. And he's got such a relaxing voice. If it wasn't completely weird I'd listen to it while I went to sleep!

HebeMumsnet · 15/07/2020 21:10

@Baboutheocelot

I’ve just googled the videos and you’re going to be shocked. There is more than one white Rose maths man! My son is in year 4 so we must have been listening to different people.
WHAT? Has WRMM been having me on?

HebeMumsnet · 15/07/2020 21:11

The one I think I'm thinking of is Year 2 WRMM. He's the Real Deal.

HebeMumsnet · 15/07/2020 21:31

@mackerella

Yes, there are definitely at least two WRMM! I have children in Y2 and Y4 and they are different WRMM in the video. I have just read your OP to my DH, and he reckons that the Y2 one is "definitely more crushable than the Y4 one" Confused
YES! Your DH is right! I think I've ignored the older one's WRMM a bit more due to not having to explain fractions and telling the time to five minutes in minute arse-aching detail to the older one.

(I'd watch your DH though... Where is he now? Has he got headphones in somewhere, crushing on Y2 WRMM?)

HebeMumsnet · 15/07/2020 21:37

Fromtheallotment If we were allowed to do crowd-funders here I would DEFINITELY be doing an end-of-term gift collection for WRMM. (Might be a bit embarrassing to get sacked for breaking talk guidelines as a MNHQer though).

What we get him if we do a crowd-funded gift, eh? I think he's a whisky drinker, likes the outdoors. Maybe a garden centre voucher and a nice bottle of Tallisker?

YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 16/07/2020 20:04

Hebe, Hebe, Hebe Hebeeeeee, I'm begging of you please don't take my (white rose) man. You can have your choice of men, I can never love again, he's the only one for me, Hebe.

Angry

HebeMumsnet · 17/07/2020 09:37

@FromTheAllotment

What we get him if we do a crowd-funded gift, eh? I think he's a whisky drinker, likes the outdoors. Maybe a garden centre voucher and a nice bottle of Tallisker?

I’d been thinking an Airfix kit and some fancy headphones. He would use them to listen to classical music. In my head he is a music buff & also a little bit of a nerd.

He’s also handy with a pencil. To amuse his significant other over lockdown he’s drawn cartoons of Alex, Dora and the rest stealing each other’s apples, walloping each other over the head with measuring jugs, throwing all their small change down a drain and so forth.

You are so right FromTheAllotment. I definitely think he has shades of Inspector Morse about him. I reckon he's a good laugh, life and soul etc... But in the late evening, he likes to sit down in his special reading armchair with a single glass of Tallisker and listen to Shostakovich.

Some bluetooth headphones would be a brilliant idea.

I do worry about Alex, Dora et al. Also concerned about the number of times Amir has fallen down the stairs (and managed to count them en route to the bottom) during lockdown.

HebeMumsnet · 17/07/2020 09:41

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet

Hebe, Hebe, Hebe Hebeeeeee, I'm begging of you please don't take my (white rose) man. You can have your choice of men, I can never love again, he's the only one for me, Hebe.

Angry

Hello again.

Hands off, Rebecca. You can have all the other WRMMs. I saw the Year 2 one first.

If @YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet has four White Rose Maths Mans and HebeMumsnet has one White Rose Maths Man, how many more White Rose Maths Mans can YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet POSSIBLY NEED? Hmm

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