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You are the monarch and can banish...

50 replies

Pebbles16 · 16/06/2020 20:55

So, you are the monarch of the kingdom (own country only) and you are allowed to banish three people. Who would they be?
Mine are:
Katie Hopkins
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Mike Ashley

OP posts:
Waxonwaxoff0 · 16/06/2020 21:17

Katie Hopkins
Tommy Robinson
Piers Morgan

Crescent11 · 16/06/2020 21:18

Boris Johnson

That would be enough.

MrsExpo · 16/06/2020 21:22

Interesting choices OP. Mine would be ...

Piers Morgan
Laura Keunsberg (might have her spelling incorrect)
And another vote for Katie Hopkins ...

mogloveseggs · 16/06/2020 21:30

Phillip schofield

Wincarnis · 16/06/2020 21:32

Michael McIntyre
Ant
Dec

GinWithASplashOfTonic · 16/06/2020 21:33

Katie Hopkins
Boris & all his cronies in the cabinet
Piers Morgan

GinWithASplashOfTonic · 16/06/2020 21:34

Oh and Prince Andrew to the states for questioning

ouch321 · 16/06/2020 21:35

I'm gutted someone said Michael McIntyre. He is the funniest clean comedian about.

emotionalrangeofateaspoon · 16/06/2020 21:36

Joanna Lumley
Katie Hopkins
Jo Brand

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 16/06/2020 21:37

Philip Schofield
Gary Lineker
Piers shouty Morgan

Flymetothetoon · 16/06/2020 21:38

Lorraine Kelly
Claudia Winkleman
Zoe Ball

Shouldershrugger · 16/06/2020 21:50

Sadiq Khan
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Corbyn

CathyorClaire · 16/06/2020 21:53

Michael Barrymore

Prince Andrew

Third post currently vacant but thinking hard.

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 16/06/2020 22:00

Dominic Cummings
Tommy Robinson
Philip Schofield

Imonlymoominafterall · 16/06/2020 22:02

The haunted haystack
The Victorian pencil
Mrs Brown's Boys

Stompythedinosaur · 16/06/2020 22:02

Dominic Cummings
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Laura Keunssberg

peppapigisscottish · 16/06/2020 22:02

In the interests of not voting for somebody who somebody else will remove already

Grayson Perry
Keith lemon
Alan partridge

StealthPolarBear · 16/06/2020 22:05

Where are thwy banished to? If somewhere like Germany, then me, dh and the dc please (they're under 18 so count as half each)

TSSDNCOP · 16/06/2020 22:11

Bono
Dianne Abbott
Piers

Jellykat · 16/06/2020 22:12

Dominic Cummings
Priti Patel
Tess Daley

TSSDNCOP · 16/06/2020 22:13

Actually looking up the list, I'm pleased to see quite a lot that would be on my non-laminated list.

Pleasing, but we are going to need a bigger island for purposes of banishing.

AdoptedBumpkin · 16/06/2020 22:14

Hmm... Hopkins, Tommy Robinson and one other.

I'd keep Rees Mogg for the comedy value he sometimes provides.

SeasonallySnowyPeasant · 16/06/2020 22:14

Dawn Butler Brent
Liam Madigan
Owen Jones

TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 16/06/2020 22:17

Holly Willowby
Philip Scofield
That prick with the fringe, fake tan and flesh coloured lipstick.

Buttybach · 16/06/2020 22:17

Brussel sprouts
Katie Hopkins
Screamy you tubers
People who get up in your grill ok in the shops despite 2m rules