You are the monarch and can banish...

[Pebbles16]

So, you are the monarch of the kingdom (own country only) and you are allowed to banish three people. Who would they be?
Mine are:
Katie Hopkins
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Mike Ashley

Amanda Holden
Olly Murrs
Michael Gove

Nigel Farage
Dominic Cummings
Boris Johnson

I would send them out of Europe, obviously.

They are banished to a far far away place.
I am disappointed about Joanna Lumley. I also have a soft spot for the Schofe (but understand many people's views re wife/sexuality etc -although I don't think we should judge outwith Stephanie Lowe's personal thoughts and experiences)

And because I have created this far far away place, can I also plague them with my hot hot hot flushes which are frankly driving me to distraction? Feel free to add first world misery as a form of punishment - it's like an anti desert island discs!

Keir Starmer
Nicola Sturgeon
Jürgen Klopp

Piers Morgan
Prince Andrew
[sir] ahem Philip Green

My husband says this is unkind. He might be right but Fiona Bruce can go. He likes her

Boris
Michael Gove
Priti Patel

Although if we were allowed a longer list I wouldn’t have trouble filling that either....

Racism
Sexism
Tony Bliar

PTWM
Mrs Hinch
Joe Wicks

Flea infested crotches, and no fingernails with which to scratch. How's that as a punishment?

I was reading this wandering what Tony Robinson had done to offend people. I know that archeology program was dull as fuck but bit harsh to banish him

Actually, I need to unbanish one of my original three because I forgot about that god awful blogger "Stepford in Texas"

I would punish them with jobs. Real jobs, involving low pay and getting their hands dirty.

WhyDoesItAlways, snap. I do know the difference but it always takes a while for my brain to catch up

Boris can go to the far side of fuck
Reece-mog can go with him
And they can take Gove as a tag along.

Tommy Robinson
Nigel Farage
Jacob Rees-Mogg

Michael McIntyre
Ant
Dec

That's only two people. You can pick another one.

Can I just go to the anti-BLM marches and pick three out of the crowd?

Prince Andrew
JRM
Tommy Robinson

Can I use my royal powers and grant a pardon for Jurgen Klopp? I cant stand football but love watching him!

Amazed no one has voted for Nigel Farage yet. Him, Boris and JRM

The first three people that I come across spelling bolognese as 'bolognaise'. Hopefully their exile will be a warning to other offenders (execution comes next after I get it approved by the village elders)

TRA activists
BLM activists
Extinction Rebellion activists

Cheryl Cole (or whatever surname she has now)
Jamela jamil
Emma Watson