Things that people say are amazing but are actually shit

[Horehound]

I'll start:
The food at IKEA. Especially the over hyped meatballs!
Cheap crap!

Glastonbury the Festival and the town/ The Lake District/Kebab meat

Prosecco
Breaking Bad
Having a long bath
Game of Thrones
Coffee
Krispy Kremes (they're ok but give me a cheap jam doughnut over them any day)

Oh good some else who love’s pandora I love my rose gold bracket it’s one I can put on and take of myself dh brought it me for Christmas and I love adding charms.

Reality TV shows

Takeaways.

If you live in an average town, with average restaurants like I do, the takeaways are rough as anything.

Miriam Margoyles - deliberately says things purely for shock value, and is rude to people
Ed Sheeran
Phones - they're useful but don't need to be glued to them
Killing Eve - shockingly bad with terrible accents
Fleabag - if the character was working class everyone would hate her
Tiger King boring rubbish which glorifies vile people

Dubai 110%

Sprouts
Veg in general
Liver n bacon all variants
Lycra
Leggings
Thongs
Unsmoked bacon
Richmond sausages
Faggots (especially brains)
Bad grammar and the "there/they're/their, or are instead of our, know instead of now,
Bus service (especially our local service)
Dieting
Quitting smoking products
Vaping
The BBC (except the repair shop, that is good)
EastEnders and all soaps

People ignoring social distancing

McDonalds... Why anyone would queue 2 hrs for food that turns cold as you're paying for it is beyond me

Spa days - unless you pay an absolute fortune they are dreadful.

Zoflora. Don't get it 🤷‍♀️

Rosé wine
Rupauls Drag Race
Mrs Browns Boys
Fake tan
Ketchup
Instagram/tiktok/snapchat
Facebook "post this identical post to draw attention to" campaigns
Ed Sheeran
Fucking zoom meetings and general "social" bullshit and particularly NOVELTY BACKGROUNDS YOU FONDLY THINK ARE CUTE OR AMUSING

Zoom parties (and most things on this thread).

Haha Ereshkigalangcleg great minds think alike.

Love gel nails cant wait to get them again,mine are always red pink or plum shades, ever garish or weird colours.

My things others thnk wonderful but are shit.

Tattoos on women particularly covering their arms,not keen on men with them either,just hate tattoos.
Mcdonalds.all fast food,
Smoking
Grey hair on women,i fail to understand why in lockdown women cant dye their own,i always do but i would now anyway.
Soaps,depressing and boring.
Women in lockdown bragging how not bothering with grooming, make up and slouching round in PJs.
Dark Russian lashes,one of my very attractive very blonde friend has them,and they look ridiculous come lockdown she discovered sparse eyelashes!
Dark suntans on older women,makes them look way older and isnt a good look.

Oh oh I missed out a pet hate!

Memes

Haha Ereshkigalangcleg great minds think alike.

Amazon prime - Do we really need something the next day? Really?
Prime video is average too, all the good stuff you have to pay for. I much prefer Netflix.

Hog roasts. Usually a half frozen roll full of fat 🤢

@vixxo

Amazon prime - Do we really need something the next day? Really? Prime video is average too, all the good stuff you have to pay for. I much prefer Netflix.

I feel seen by this 😂 I don’t want to love the convenience of amazon as much as I do 😳

For me personally it’s TEd Talks and podcasts and knitting and marmite and Breaking Bad.

They can get in the bin

Marriage
Buffets
Tea
Pasta

Pandas?!

The car or the bear?

Coffee chains, London, most ice cream, bananas, spirits, zombie or alien-themed programmes, chutney, brown sauce, curries, MacDonald's, Subway etc (don't mind Burger King very occasionally), Slimming World with its puzzling restrictions and over-reliance on certain brands.

Camping. Parties. I hate both and if that makes me a boring old fart then so be it.

Pod coffee machines