What on earth is this in my garage?

[KatoPotato]

In the rafters of our garage there are a few planks of mdf that's been there for years.

Today DH was in the garage and happened to look up and spot this mystery thing stuck to one of the planks.

It's about the size of a 50p piece, jelly like and orange.

Pic below:

It's an alien.

DH works with wood and he has never seen something like that. He says 'especially not from mdf'.

So, I agree. Alien.

Probably just a slime mold

Its a type of mould. Had this years ago around some window frames in a shared house i moved into when I first left home. Strange orange. I used to piss out of the window at night because i couldnt be bothered to go to the loo downstairs. Ive always wondered if it was relalated.

@JetSetGo you used to what ???

Ummm @JetSetGo are going to be me ex? So far 1 guy pissing in pint glasses and another in big water bottles.

@JetSetGo 🤣🤣🤣

Well that took an, e, interesting turn very quickly

I'm going with an alien from the planet Jaffa.

Well. That escalated quickly

If it was on wood I would say it was resin - had this on a window frame once.
It's an alien, obvs. A cousin of that green shite flubber.

@HollowTalk

Isit that gooey stuff what you see on trees sometimes?

My first thought was honey 🍯

Alienus marmaladus, to give it its Latin name.

@Nameisthegame Oh my god! I had one of these! Used to piss into bottles after I'd gone to bed because he "didnt want to wake me up".

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Is it firm?
Looks like a beer bottle top that’s gone rusty/mouldy

@amber763 ewww he used to wizz in his sink in his bedroom.

It was those big water bottles the sort of large square ones with the handle he used to keep them in his wardrobe 🤮 very brief relationship after he reveled his water closet.

Jokes aside, I think this is jelly fungus

Honey? 😃

It looks like a squashed orange fruit pastille to me.

My votes for fruit pastille too.

Taste it and see

What does it taste like? If it tastes of orange it is orange jelly, if it doesn't don't eat it.