Get things off your chest - in Haiku!

[roarfeckingroar]

I'll start

I wish you were home
Not because I miss your face,
But ‘cause the bin smells

Lotto draw tonight
Winning ticket in my purse
Sayonara, all

I feel so alone
But you're still very social
I guess things don't change

Proposal! But woe
My ring caught up in customs
Damn COVID to hell

Usual cut costs much
Now, back garden by H but
No coffee on offer

Drinking more water
Has made my skin much better
But I pee all day

One more red bull please
Caffeine might not be the best
Need to stay awake

Another email?
More work shit on a Friday?
Not today Satan

No don’t light fire to
Cocktail sticks in the kitchen
Why aren’t you at school?

I don’t care about
what skin you have in Piggy
Why aren’t you at school?

@roarfeckingroar
Is that true? Lovely to hear
Some happy news now

@ProseccoBubbleFantasies

Yes! Such joy amid
Such darkness. And baby makes
three in October

More to the point guys I have just finished the huge piece of work I've been writing haikus to avoid so thank you for such inspiration!

Many congratul-
ations! So lovely to have
Something so joyous

First week off since feb.
Sun is shining, prosecco
Is cold. Garden calls

More old Friends re-runs
Could I BE any lazier?
I love Saturdays

(To DS1)
Why on earth have you
Been using so many mugs?
Bring them back downstairs!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
It's raining. Typical bank
Holiday weekend.

sobs

Close your screens and get
Off your lazy arses or
You’ll get pressure sores

Sunrise, peace broken
Neigbour's shouting, slamming doors.
Night falls, peace at last.

My brain has melted
PUBG is too difficult
I wish I could drink

Feel so numb again
But also everything
Please let it stop now

Hangover all day
Drank too much champagne and gin
Not drinking again!

Fun family quiz
Wish I could see you for real
Only time will tell 🙁