Get things off your chest - in Haiku!

[roarfeckingroar]

I'll start

I wish you were home
Not because I miss your face,
But ‘cause the bin smells

Stop following me
Dearest family
Need fucking quiet

Home has a new rule:
To enforce social distance-
At least for the loo!

Social butterfly
Daughter stares from her window
Has had her wings clipped

Kids are now asleep
Cooked some food I know I'll love
Time for wine o'clock!

One way aisles confuse
Everyone is wearing masks
Only wanted cake

Why must my back hurt
I lifted a heavy thing
Now I regret it

Clutter everywhere
The furniture is grubby
Window frames are peeling

Ugh messed up haiku
Miscounted the syllables
No emoji fits

Intimacy lack
Making me feel sexy/sad
Hope I get some soon

Stop being a dickhead
Coz you need the attention
You need to listen

We drink far too much
But it's all we have right now
To mark the day's end

I just want to sleep
Sleep for a couple of months
Wake and Covid's gone.

Work is hard right now
I don't want to go to work
But I'm a carer

Covid Nineteen
What a cunt virus you are
I bid you adieu

Locked down with ds
Some stolen time as mum but
Far too much DH.

Under my armpit
My boy - hot skin and nappy -
Sleeps and dreams of milk

Kids cooking dinner?
Relaxing for me - feet up.
Now kitchen destroyed…

Hours spent on hold
Finally got our refund
Missed Italy though. :(

My day is shouting
For you to do or stop
Just do it now.

Fasting day today
I dream of peanut butter
and of a life lost

Trapped in suburbia
The curtain twitchers logging with 101
Afraid to go outside

Diary says bad day
Exams a-plenty for both teens
Different problems now.

I wish you would go
To sleep because you are so
Tired my little girl

I really like you
But I am too scared to ask
If we can meet when this ends

Really need a wee
Cat is asleep on my legs
How long can I hold?