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What do you think of the business name...

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DanglySpider · 20/05/2020 17:10

Dirty Rocket Productions Ltd?

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TheHighestSardine · 20/05/2020 17:22

If you're going for a "sounds rude" name, sure. Lot of folks are going to find themselves thinking about dog dicks though.

ArriettyJones · 20/05/2020 17:22

It sounds familiar actually. Have you searched it?

Undomesticgodde55 · 20/05/2020 17:23

Similar to Rocket Dog (shoes)

LaurieFairyCake · 20/05/2020 17:23

Yuk 💩

inwood · 20/05/2020 17:23

I think you're either very naive or a fetishist.

ConnellWaldronsChain · 20/05/2020 17:25

I'm not keen

Lots of other adjectives that sound better than dirty

TorkTorkBam · 20/05/2020 17:25

Perfect if your production company specialises in anal porn.

Finfintytint · 20/05/2020 17:25

If you are producing unwashed lettuce for sale then it’s fine.

crustycrab · 20/05/2020 17:26

Reminds me of those dog perverts that infiltrated pride last year

topcat2014 · 20/05/2020 17:33

Don't like the word dirty anywhere.

Would never eat a dirty burger etc

WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat · 20/05/2020 17:37

What the business?

Dangly Spider would be good name for a Web Designer.

HappyHammy · 20/05/2020 17:42

Do you know what dirty rocket means. Confused

RainMustFall · 20/05/2020 17:48

What's the product? No way of saying without knowing.

TabbyStar · 20/05/2020 17:57

Do you know what dirty rocket means

I don't, should I risk Google? Grin

MrsJoshNavidi · 20/05/2020 17:58

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty%20rocket

TheHighestSardine · 20/05/2020 18:01

I wouldn't trust Urban Dictionary for the definition of anything, but anything that's in it should be avoided as a company name.

MuseumOfYou · 20/05/2020 18:02

I've got a 9 month puppy who needs neutering, too many 'red rockets' going on...That was a new one on me!

DanglySpider · 20/05/2020 18:12

Oh god, I didn't realise it would be in the urban dictionary. It's for a film and theatre production company, and it's really hard to find names that haven't already been used. I haven't clicked the above links yet, but I will in a minute. DH and I probably are quite naive, as we didn't clock it - I mean, I thought it could be a bit rude and humorous, but safe enough to use - obviously not! DSM and DF like it, DD (21) said 'porn!' And DS (17) said not as rude as 'Ruby Rocket' which was my next suggestion. Back to the drawing board!

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DanglySpider · 20/05/2020 18:14

OMG!! We had NO idea!!! FFS!!!

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DanglySpider · 20/05/2020 18:15

I didn't click the link thank fuck, DH looked it up on his phone and he wasn't going to tell me, but I made him! BlushEnvyConfused

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MitziK · 20/05/2020 18:19

Dangly Spider Productions gives you a reason for a cute/engaging ident.

Might put a few people off, but definitely fewer than using any name that begins with 'Dirty'.

DanglySpider · 20/05/2020 18:26

Definitely! I was just trying to get something that would 'be' both me and DH - in my mind, the name that shall no longer be mentioned was about shooting for the stars with some hard grafting, but hey ho! DH and I just had a genuine rofl at the fact that we nearly opened a bank account in the name!

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Aquamarine1029 · 20/05/2020 18:30

What other names have you considered? Are there any words that are special to you? Places, things, etc? What about using your surname?

HappyHammy · 20/05/2020 18:30

can you make up a word or phrase using your names. Is it adult or kids productions you are making, any special themes?

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