Anyone want to just talk crap for a bit?

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I'm in a right funk today. Trying to cheer myself up. I've got 2 weeks off work and I've been so busy and stressed that I think I forgot how to relax. I'm currently cooking a roast and having a kitchen disco with a playlist I made for some friends coming round months ago. It's helping. What you up to?

(Ps I know there's important things going on I just want to forget about them for a bit)

Flibble flubble.

Just thinking about opening the wine. I should go for a walk or do something constructive but I am also in a weird mood today so am going to drink wine and watch Boris instead.

I just polished off a bad of Doritos. The blue ones are weird aren’t they? Red ones are best - but the red packs aren’t hot n spicy flavour in the US you know...

Sod being constructive, enjoy the wine. I can't decide whether to have a raspberry beer. I don't want to watch Boris but I dare to leave it to the press to t3ll me what was said.

I don't know what the blue ones are supposed to taste like, like no actuall food, still like em though

‘Cool’ isn’t it? Bleugh. Red are the best, and the salted ones are nice with the dip. Cheese ones are rank.

What fallout are the red ones in America then?

No salted ones are horrible!

I think it’s sweet chilli - I usually like sweet chilli but these were weird. I had to eat a whole family bag to make sure that I didn’t like them.

Sweet chilli is not an appropriate crisp flavour. My Yorkshire's are rising very nicely.

I actually just like supermarket own cheap salted tortilla chips the most. Doritos have too much powder. This doesn't prevent me eating them, however.

I like if you eat the whole bag and don't lick your fingers till the end. Like when you used to get one weird thing in the bags of Worcester sauce french fries that looked like a crisp but was actually just a ball of flavour.

Tequila is now playing and it doesn't sound like a bad idea

Blue ones are garlic I think , well I stink of garlic after I eat them anyway

No I think they are ‘Hoover bag’ actually.

Supermarket smart price tortilla chips are the best ones! Pure salty crunch. Melt cheddar on them mmmmm

I've also cracked open the wine and cooked a roast before attempting losing weight episode 344533 tomorrow. Also polished off some galaxy.

I was giving it 'determined to leave lockdown a slimmer goddess' bollocks on a couple of the weight loss threads a few weeks ago and it obviously hasn't happened. Why can't bloody stick to anything?! Takes a slurp of wine

I don't know what to do with myself today. I have looked in all of the rooms in our house - they still look the same fyi. I've played games on my phone. I've drawn pictures with dd. I've tried and failed to talk to my partner, he's busy with his top secret hobby. I tried talking to a friend on WhatsApp but had nothing to say so that failed. I walked round the block. I'm so fed up.

I just polished off a bad of Doritos. The blue ones are weird aren’t they? Red ones are best - but the red packs aren’t hot n spicy flavour in the US you know...

Blue ones 🤤
Anyone tired the new Doritos the flamin hot cheese ones.
They're so hot that they are disgusting. I could only eat two. Pretty sure if I ate more I'd be complaining of a ring of fire 🔥

Crisps current faves:

Pringles paprika
Walkers punchy paprika crinkles
Walkers smoky bacon
Walkers ready salted

Got a really gripey stomach lately, must be all the crisps

Hope tomorrow is a better day for everyone

I’ve just polished off a Fry’s Mint Cream and am going to clean out the rabbits, my Sunday night rocks!

Best snacks ever are actually the cheapest, nastiest own-brand onion rings. Mmmmmmm

Anyway - just made a curry for dinner so waiting for it to finish cooking.

I've just eaten half a block of Lindt Extra Creamy, after complaining to DH that I am too chubby thanks to lockdown.

I've just remembered I've got a massive bag of crisps I opened last night. Oooooh!

What sort of crisps?

Bobbin - was the ‘half’ in respect to the chubby comment? I didn’t know you could only eat half a car of chocolate.