Anyone want to just talk crap for a bit?

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I'm in a right funk today. Trying to cheer myself up. I've got 2 weeks off work and I've been so busy and stressed that I think I forgot how to relax. I'm currently cooking a roast and having a kitchen disco with a playlist I made for some friends coming round months ago. It's helping. What you up to?

(Ps I know there's important things going on I just want to forget about them for a bit)

@Lordfrontpaw no it was because I had to share it with him!

The swine!

I always feel disappointed with doritos about 2 in... The best crisps ever made were Tyrells cricket tea flavour. Does anyone remember them? They were a limited edition around 2013.

I have a bag of mango candy kittens on the go at the minute. They are the nicest jelly sweets I've ever eaten. And they're shaped like cats heads.

Mmmmmm I like the watermelon ones.

The Coop vegetable crisps are nice and I am sure that they must count as at least 1 of your 5 a day . I think the Coop own brand crisps are made by Tyrells.

We have a bag of salad cream flavour walkers from years ago, they are known in our house as the apocalypse crisps, when someone eats them we know it's the end of the world. I eat too many crisps.

I think watermelon is the only flavour I haven't tried. Are they very sour? Wild strawberry is favourite so far.

I've done bugger all today apart from walk the dog, then retreated under a slanket and watched music festivals. Had a snooze, woke up to Boris saying... something.

Salad cream crisps sound delicious! I have had fizzy cola crisps once, I wouldn't recommend them. not sweet-savoury in the good way at all.

We have a bag of salad cream flavour walkers from years ago, they are known in our house as the apocalypse crisps, when someone eats them we know it's the end of the world.

I'm gonna have to ask. Is there a best before date on the packet?

I have eaten a bag of red and black wine gums. A packet of cashews. A cake, half a bag of tang tastic haribos. A roast dinner. Warm chocolate cake with yogurt and fresh strawberrys. I’m just about to start on the salted caramel galaxy. It’s just cos I’m bored. I am going to have bad belly later. 🤢 I am also wondering if after listening to Boris if I can go back to work. I’m confused.

I absolutely screamed at my DP tonight as I’m so sick of him barking at the kids constantly because he’s fucking about with the computer. I of course now feel terrible about it and he’s taking himself off to bed.

If I had Doritos I would certainly be eating them.

@tectonicplates I darent look it's probably 2020