You’ve been kidnapped- rescuers are in last film/programme you watched

[TheStarryNight]

Who is coming to save you and how do they do it?

I’ve been rewatching New Girl. Jess and Cece stage a cute distraction involving hats whilst Nick and Schmidt snuggle me out of the air vents, just as Winston and his cop buddies arrive. I recover by cuddling Furguson and playing True American in the loft.

I wouldn't care how they saved me TBH

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I've just watched the Minions movie...... I'm screwed

Lady Bird, hmm, the mother seems competent, not sure about anyone else.

I'm good, I watched the new series of Van der Valk last night!

This is absolutely perfect since we are watching the entire MCU back catalogue so the Avengers! More precisely Black Panther, Okoye et al.

Contagion. So I'll probably get MEV-1.

The remake of Battlestar Galactica... Starbuck and Apollo can save me any day. Although the way my life is going right now, I'd probably turn out to be a cylon and then need rescuing from them (ideally by Lucy Lawless's number 3).

Simon Reeves
As lovely and interesting as he appears, I don’t hold much hope for my rescue

Can we count online. A Kerbal Space Program video. So a spaceship's going to swoop down to rescue me, crash, and then the rescue mission needs a rescue mission.

Drew Pritchard and T with a van full of antiques. Perhaps they are planning on smuggling me out in a resonably-priced wardrobe...

Disney imagineers. I mean they're clever but I don't know if they'll be much use.

I just started watching Manifest. Dont know the characters names yet but they all seem highly competent, one computer whiz and one NYPD cop so I would be okay

I'm watching Paw Patrol right now, so I'd be totally fine.

It might sound a bit much for a 10 year old and some dogs, but no job is too big and all that. Plus I've probably only been kidnapped by an incompetent mayor and some cats.

I'm sorted. Jamie Fraser from Outlander will be rescuing me, and rescuing people while looking hot is what Jamie does best. Claire can then fix any injuries.

Also Minions. I'm feeling surprisingly optimistic about my chances.

I watched Extraction with Chris Hemsworth as my last movie yesterday. Lucky bitch me. I'd go all damsel in distress so he'd have to carry me

I just finished It's a Wonderful Life for the first time so my guardian angel is coming for me. Sorted.

Can't remember what I watched last night, but later on I'm going to watch Murder on the Orient Express, so my release may include leaping from a moving train. Even if I don't get rescued, at least Poirot will figure out who the culprit is

Tommy Shelby is on his way (and we'll have a quick shag in the Forest before he drops me off)

Antman. I have some concerns about this 😬

The office - US.
Sweet Jesus send Jim! But realistically Dwight will save me....
Dwight...The myth. The man. The Legend

I last watched After Life, so my life is in the hands of Ricky Gervais!

I last watched Last Tango in Halifax, the last episode of series 4. Caroline and Gillian are coming to save me dressed in their wedding finery.I trust them. Not so much Alan and Celia. In the end Gary will chuck a whole lot of money at the problem and get me out.

Boris Johnson.

I’ll stay where I am thanks.