You’ve been kidnapped- rescuers are in last film/programme you watched

[TheStarryNight]

Who is coming to save you and how do they do it?

I’ve been rewatching New Girl. Jess and Cece stage a cute distraction involving hats whilst Nick and Schmidt snuggle me out of the air vents, just as Winston and his cop buddies arrive. I recover by cuddling Furguson and playing True American in the loft.

Just watched the latest Outlander. Looks like Lorraine from Deacon Blue is coming to my rescue.

Marty and Wendy Bryde from Ozark. It could go either way.

I have to keep turning the show off because I've stopped breathing when the plot gets too tense. It's the Netflix equivalent of throwing James Herbert books under my bed as a petrified teen.

I’m watching SAS who dares wins so it’s ant Middleton and jay Morton coming for me

Just been watching killing eve. Not sure if that's good or bad.

Killing eve. Think I’ll be ok

Gok Wan

At least we would have a laugh anyway! He would make me feel beautiful if I was naked and I could sashay out of the kidnappers house.

Hs ha have been watching the documentary about Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings tonight.

Do I win?

Oh god it’s the villain kids from Disney descendants. Just leave me with the kidnappers please.

The priests and seminarians in the Scots College in Rome. As long as the enemy is the devil I am sorted.

@BalloonSlayer I think you do - I watched “When Boris met Dave” earlier today but I think Cummings tops Cameron!

(Cummings is more than able to rescue you if he wants to. He just doesn’t want to.)

Our Girl - good track record!

@36degrees Is she coming on a ship called Dignity?

I'm rewatching Line of Duty so AC12 are coming to get me.

Killing Eve. So my survival depends on whether I get MI5 or an assassin....

@TheStarryNight there is a significant plot point about a boat in the episode, it made me chuckle.

Killing eve ..... it’s not looking good for me is it ???

Alas, I saw this just after watching Normal People, so I would be killed by my kidnappers while Marianne and Connell lolled about shagging one another and sharing meditative silences. No hope.

Poirot

No other words needed.

Ken Dodd...

Also watching sas...I've got Ant Middleton and Foxy, jumping out of a helicopter

The staff from SOS who dares wins

Then the guys in Suits to deal with suing the asses off my kidnappers

Oak Island. So they'll endlessly speculate who've I've been kidnapped by (the Spanish Armada, the Knights Templar, Shakespeare, Blackbeard, and so on) and dig holes all over the shop but they'll never actually find me.

@36degrees Brilliant.

I watched Welcome to the Jungle so that means Duane Johnson will be saving me!

Oh dear, Sponge Bob and midsomer murders, combined it might work out .