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Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

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ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 02:56

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

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ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 02:56

It was a warm sunny day,
And the old lady.....

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ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 02:59

Farted

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ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 02:59

Causing

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CorianderLord · 17/03/2020 03:01

A deep and unquestioning fear

ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 03:05

🤦🏽‍♀️😄

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ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 03:05

However

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ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 03:06

The

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Stilllivinginazoo · 17/03/2020 03:07

Dog

LividLaughLovely · 17/03/2020 03:29

Shat

clunkyinthebackend · 17/03/2020 03:29

Laughed and then

vingt · 17/03/2020 03:30

Waved

Bilboard · 17/03/2020 04:00

Hola

Regain4men · 17/03/2020 04:08

That's when I realised...

FenellaMaxwell · 17/03/2020 04:11

Norman Wisdom

Kalim8 · 17/03/2020 07:05

Instigated

Regain4men · 17/03/2020 07:36

a mighty

TossACoinToYourWitcher · 17/03/2020 07:37

Chicken

TaTuirseOrm · 17/03/2020 07:47

Coloured

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 17/03/2020 07:51

Tattoo

Smilethoyourheartisbreaking · 17/03/2020 08:01

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

FenellaMaxwell · 17/03/2020 19:46

Infinitely

Kalim8 · 18/03/2020 07:03

His

20viona · 18/03/2020 07:15

Massive

DrWAnker · 18/03/2020 07:17

Veneers

Kalim8 · 18/03/2020 22:59

. However

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