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Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

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ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 02:56

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

OP posts:
Craftycorvid · 18/03/2020 23:10

Entirely unexpectedly

turnedabout · 18/03/2020 23:17

Donald Trump

jingleyjo · 18/03/2020 23:29

appeared, wearing

minimummum · 18/03/2020 23:40

A bikini

meercat23 · 19/03/2020 00:49

And said

Cheeseisformice · 19/03/2020 00:52

Get bent

PawPawNoodle · 19/03/2020 00:55

and placed

ReadyForActionRyderSir · 19/03/2020 03:37

his finger

OP posts:
missmouse101 · 19/03/2020 03:46

delicately

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/03/2020 03:48

upon

SongBirdsKeepSinging · 19/03/2020 04:02

Her

Lofari · 19/03/2020 04:08

Viennese whirls

cannotmakemymindup · 19/03/2020 04:50

I am

reaslimshady · 19/03/2020 05:13

Certain

ReadyForActionRyderSir · 19/03/2020 06:02

That

OP posts:
fluffygreenmonsterhoody · 19/03/2020 06:06

Nicola

Moonfacebiggins · 19/03/2020 06:08

Sturgeon

Poppyfr33 · 19/03/2020 06:13

Shrunk

OlaEliza · 19/03/2020 07:33

Her head

20viona · 19/03/2020 08:02

And extended

Smilethoyourheartisbreaking · 19/03/2020 08:11

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BlackeyedSusan · 19/03/2020 09:31

Defiantly...

turnedabout · 19/03/2020 10:46

And shouted

ReadyForActionRyderSir · 19/03/2020 17:26

Boris!

OP posts:
sockittome123 · 19/03/2020 17:29

"Get lost!"

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