I bought myself a lovely new brooch - but ......

[CormoranStrike]

I treated myself to a new brooch last weekend. How quickly things change.

My stunning new silver brooch - magnetic so it doesn’t damage clothes, which is super cool - looks remarkably like the blasted C.word.

Once seen I cannot see anything else!

Looks more like a puckered anus to me.

Oh no OP

If it’s any consolation, my boss picked up some charity Christmas cards thinking they had a lovely pattern, but it was the aids virus under a microscope.

Green, I can totally see that face in the bathroom, argh.

Flora “ Looks more like a puckered anus to me.”

I’m not going to ask why you know this 😂

I can see the face GreenTulips and she'll haunt my dreams. Love the surfbord Cormoran very pussy power.

It does look like coronavirus, plus I didn't think anyone apart from the queen still wore brooches

It's revolting! A bum hole!

My ds has a camping sleeping mat that looks like a used sanitary towel.
I've never told him that though.

Haha! It would go beautifully with my corona top and trousers!! I wear them together as a kind of force field, however that brooch would indeed set the outfit off nicely.

Some very rude people on this thread! Lady Hale proves that brooches are still fashionable and it’s a lovely brooch.

You shall be called Captain Corona from now.

I am decorating my bedroom and decided against a wallpaper because I thought it had ‘lady parts’ amongst the floral design.